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February 28, 2006
On Wayneisms
My buddy Wayne has a strange sense of humor. Below you'll find various tidbits of information that, though he may not have come up with, are still hillarious, and the kind of thing he says.
1. After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
2. Before they invented the drawing board, what did they go back to?
3. If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out it's nose?
4. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on driveway?
5. Why is it that lemon juice is made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
6. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
7. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" when after you're done it doesn't work any more?
8. If a schizophrenic threatens suicide is it considered a hostage situation?
9. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
10? Is there another word for synonym?
There's a lot more but that'll do for now.
Posted by at February 28, 2006 11:50 AM