Time to vamoose

Tomorrow, I start a two-week vacation from work. I’m also going to take a break from blogging.
In the last nine months, portions of my cerebral cortex have been taken over and turned into blog-brainstorming central. No thought enters my mind without insisting I evaluate it for its potential bloggability. It’s driving me a little buggy.
Restricting myself to Chico as a topic hasn’t helped filter the flow of ideas. I’ve discovered that Chico contains the universe. It contains multitudes, not unlike the self Walt Whitman celebrates in his poem “Song of Myself.” The Song of Chico never stops playing in my head. It has become longer than the most plaintive English folk ballad.
It’s no comfort to know that few of my thoughts are blog-worthy. Every last one of them wants an audition. I do everything in my power to discourage this. I’m as cruel to my thoughts as Simon Cowell is to “American Idol” wannabees. I’m always on the offensive. I have no qualms about saying “That’s quite possibly the stupidest thought I’ve ever heard.” Not one in a hundred thoughts makes it into print, but they’ve all taken to parading themselves in front of me.
During my vacation, I’m going to see if it’s possible to make my mind a perfect blog blank. Hard physical labor, travel outside of Chico and reading works of science fiction may help distract me. Maybe I could use this time to develop a form of meditation that would teach me how to control the Chico-ish brainwaves. I’d like to be able to turn them on and off like a water spigot. Or maybe in the next two weeks I could experiment with self-medication, achieving the same effect as meditation, but with less effort.
As a writer, I’m aware that things could be worse. I could be out of ideas or have writer’s block. Most of the time, it’s not so bad to be pursued by thoughts. My ability to live in my head means I’ll never have to say “What am I going to blog about next?”
Curiosity is motivating this break from blogging as much as a desire to avoid burnout. I want to test the conventional wisdom that if you don’t constantly “update,” you’ll lose your audience. I’m about to temporarily abandon my readers at precisely the moment the number of page views this site gets is on the rise. (Thank you for checking me out. And please tell your friends — and your enemies — about “But this is Chico, too.”)
Will readers accept my need to temporarily retreat into silence or will they see it as a betrayal? Does the blogosphere forgive such lapses? Nobody seems to mind that my E-R column “But this is Chico” comes out only once a week. Is it really so different in the online world?
Am I naive to assume that readers will patiently await my return, using the time I’m away to browse through my archives and catch up on the 109 entries I’ve posted so far that they might have missed?
The answer, my friends, is blowing in the winds of cyberspace.
I’ll see you in two weeks.





















