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November 30, 2006
San Franchico, CA
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| Early on in this blog I would do a little
research and throw it up on the web to see if anyone found it interesting.
But in the last few months I've really been tracking what appears to be
a massive CONSPIRACY involving elected and appointed officials. I'm now spending at least 10 minutes per day trying to uncover what may be the most far reaching social experiment in Chico history. A dark and faceless organization is trying to turn Chico into San Francisco. The image of the new band shell in the downtown plaza, next to the band shell in SF's Golden Gate Park is just one obvious example of the effort underway to change our community. More evidence follows. |
| In close proximity to the SF band shell are the DeYoung
Museum, Steinhart Aquarium, and Japanese Tea Garden. There has been an
effort to mirror these placements in Chico. Some of you may recall the
attempt
to move a museum into the old municipal building
across
the street from the new band shell (placement nearly identical to the SF
band shell-DeYoung Museum). The "Dancing Trout" fountain is certainly our North State version of an aquarium (see comparison photo below). And might I add that sushi and trinkets from the orient can be found downtown, just like fish and plastic Buddhas are located in the Japanese Tea Garden across the street from the SF band shell. |
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| I've been wondering why there was such bad
traffic, and a large number of bread manufacturers in Chico. The preponderance
of coffee shops also left me scratching my head. Where was all of this
coming from? When posed with such a question the simplest answer is usually
the correct one... secret societies are responsible! This conspiracy extends beyond the downtown area. Are the photos below from the Doe Mill development? No... they were taken in SF just last week!!!! And worse, these homes were built in the 1960s. That gives you an idea just how long the conspiracy has been active. Finally, I found an old Chico protest sign that on the front read "No Way San Jose", but on the back was scribbled "Let's Go Frisco". |
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Posted by Lon at November 30, 2006 08:51 AM
Comments
Whoa! We've been found out! I guess it's time to pack up and move on to the next sleepy, unsuspecting hamlet--Weed maybe?
Tom
Posted by: Tom at December 1, 2006 12:35 PM
Before heading out could "the society" complete a golden-gateish bridge over lower park so we could get contiguous parkland up to 5 mile?
Also, something similar to the Transamerica building would be appreciated (smaller is OK).
Lon
Posted by: Lon at December 1, 2006 01:13 PM