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February 17, 2007

Back-In Parking Inventor Visits Chico

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Yesterday the inventor of "back in diagonal parking" visited Chico to see how the experiment was going (shown above executing a "back in" maneuver). This parking method is now used around the new Downtown Plaza. I had an opportunity for a short interview with him.

Q: Mr. Johnson, back-in diagonal parking has been said to be safer for cyclists, can you elaborate on that?
A: Please, call me Sparky. I never even considered cyclists when I invented this parking technique. I've just always had a strong emotional draw to the backs of cars. I find them pleasing and exciting to chase.

Q: I'm confused Sparky, we were told parking this way would make for a safer community. Is that not true?
A: Well I'm not sure if it provides for more safety, but it definitely makes a more friendly community. After all, it is universally appealing to be greeted from behind, and so the cars have their backsides oriented inward toward the plaza to amplify this reality.

Q: Sparky, are there any other planning recommendations you would give to Chico's city planners?
A: Honestly, I would say your public art is too human-centric. There are small changes you could make that would really spice up the community. For example, placing a giant tennis ball in one of the "hand sculptures" by City Hall would be a great start.

Posted by Lon at February 17, 2007 12:00 AM