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February 09, 2007

Irreconcilable Differences

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There are two kinds of people in Chico. We're so different that I don't think we'll ever be able to agree on what's best for the community. I've reached the point where I think it's futile to even try any more.

Yes, I'm talking about the fact that some people say "am-und" and others say "all-mund". There's very little we can do to bridge the gap represented by this phonetic falling out. The best we can do is try to keep a lid on the massive undercurrent of hostility generated by this audible antagonism.

For those of you unaware of this alarming rift in Chico it's pretty simple. If you're a Chico local you say "am-und", if you're a transplant you say "all-mond". Most of the growth related angst going on in Chico is really based on a fear that there will be more "all-munds" than "am-unds" soon.

But to try to heal these wounds The Far West Heritage Association (stewards of the Chico Museum and the Patrick Ranch ) have put together the California Nut Festival (February 17th-24th). This event coincides with the beautiful "am-und" blossoms we hope to see later this month. There will be tours, events, classes, and other nutty activities. There will even be a "Downtown Goes Nuts" event that has nothing to do with green beer or pumpkins.

Posted by Lon at February 9, 2007 12:00 AM

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