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June 09, 2007
Free Paris
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| It's rare that I feel the need to delve into national
issues. But there comes a time when silence can no longer serve the betterment
of mankind. I've reached that threshold today. Paris Hilton, long known for her generous and altruistic nature, has been unjustly imprisoned. This culminates the long evolution of national policy where the beautiful and wealthy are targeted by discriminatory practices. These practices have negatively impacted national leaders such as Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, and one can expect that Hillary Duff's comeuppance is not long in coming. As a nation we need to adjust our laws so that the comely do not have their internal light dimmed by such base and common experiences as incarceration. Paris' long work in rescuing chihuahua and converting them to "dog-ccessories" should not be forgotten. Without her more of these tiny canines would be forced into the degrading world of fast-food advertising. Let's not forget that our friends the French have even named their capitol after her. This is further evidence of her global impact and far reaching charity. It's time we, as a people, stand up for the rights of our most important citizens. Most of us are not rich. And most of us are not beautiful. So few of us are both rich and beautiful. Without people like Paris Hilton we would have no idea just what life really truly has to offer. It's time we pull together for the betterment of society and free Paris Hilton! |
Posted by Lon at June 9, 2007 07:41 AM
Comments
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good stuff!!! this basically oozes sarcasm.
Posted by: TrevHastings at August 8, 2007 01:54 PM