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August 25, 2007
A Big Problem
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| On the advice of a friend I've been feeding
Cupcake a combination of Purina Mills' elk food, "AntlerMax", and Polish
dogs from Costco. Did you know that the polish dogs are expected to expand
in size proportional to the Costco warehouse expansion? I think they're
going to be around 30" long. That's a whole lot of dog. I've had some success and some failure with the new diet regimen. First, Cupcake has dramatically increased in size and her antlers are progressing as expected. I've even introduced gene therapy using a biomedicine lab I found at the recent Butte County garage sale. With DNA recombination techniques I've managed to coax out of her genetic structure the same coloration found in the black panther. Now I should discuss the problems I've run into. I'm pretty sure Cupcake is too large to fit through the gates at Bidwell Ranch. And she will soon be too heavy for me to lift over the gate. That's problem number 1, I'll need to find a different way in (possibly an air drop). If anyone has ideas about how to reduce her size I'd like to hear them. Problem number two relates to something I found in my kid's sandbox this morning (see image below). I'm pretty sure I know what it is, but I need more analysis to be sure. Luckily, I purchased a Mars rover at the recent Butte County garage sale along with the biomedicine lab, which I'll be sending in to grind and test this particular mineral "deposit". On the upside it glows a pleasant lime green at night and is quite a conversation piece around the neighborhood. |
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CI Challenge: Can you guess what it is? Winner: Mark Sorensen, see comments below for answer, assuming you've lived in a box for the last few decades and can't tell from the image. |
Posted by Lon at August 25, 2007 08:28 AM
Comments
CI Challenge: Oscar Meyer Weinermobile
Posted by: Mark Sorensen at August 25, 2007 10:45 AM
Mark,
You are correct. I know that one was too easy.
Lon
Posted by: Lon at August 25, 2007 11:10 AM
I love Cupcake's sleek new look - very pantheresque. And the antlers? Tres chic!
The amped-up kitty rocca she's producing could have a very beneficial side effect for Bidwell Ranch. It may produce a mutated, bionic variety of Butte County Meadowfoam. Now who could quarrel with that?
Shatzi
Posted by: Shatzi at August 25, 2007 10:04 PM