I watched the Art Commission last night. The photo above
represents how I feel about that experience..
It takes about
6 months after watching one of these before I can build up the courage
to to do it again. After sitting through a couple of hours of tortuous
public access TV I had a feeling that's hard to describe. I think it would
be similar to drinking a six pack of cream soda in a 10 minute period. That's
got to be pretty close. I was bloated, on the verge of retching, and had
my mind reeling from a massive sugar-like high.
I think every Chicoan should watch the Art Commission at some time in their
life. It actually made me question the benefits of democracy. And that
kind of heretical thinking is good for the soul when taken in moderation.
At one point I thought it was the "Debra Lucero Show", who gave
a 30 minute monologue about Chico Palio and Artoberfest marketing material
and efforts. They've got cups, and T-shirts, and what-not. And we can all
expect to be barraged with Benny Hill-ish Chico Palio commercials on the
tube. Lucero wasn't so bad, but after the first
few minutes I pretty much got the point. It also looks like plenty of work went into the Artoberfest and
Palio.
But that was not the worst of it. I think the quote that sums up the
meeting belonged to Art Commissioner Paul Friedlander who said "I second that
emotion". There was a lot of new-agey mumbo-jumbo coming from a couple of
the commish's. That's probably what sets me off. I think the meeting tweeked my chakras and my aura today feels very maroon. My absolute favorite part... there were actually book reviews going on. These were part of joyous descriptions
of a trip to a public art seminar some of the commissioners made. Book reviews I tell you! For the love of God, there were book reviews!
At the
end of the meeting where the agenda allows for public comment the commission
chair stated that the room was empty. It dawned on me that I may have been
the only member of the public in Chico to suffer through that. I feel so
lonely and soiled. Somebody
please
hold me.
So as not to commit drive-by blogging I need to leave this on a positive
note. Art Commissioner Kathy Barrett is coherent and capable. Art Commissioner
Samantha Gale is bright, young, and is definitely smart enough to stay
out of the inane conversations. And there was one newsworthy item that
made
the
entire
meeting worthwhile. I thought I heard Lucero say that Alan Chamberlain
would be singing at the Chico Palio. And I thought I heard her say he'd
be singing in Portuguese! Alan's a remarkable guy. |
Lon--
Yeah, I'm doing my Bossa Nova schtick for the cause. Old school samba, some Dori Caymmi, perhaps some Djavan, and of course, Tom Jobim.
--Ax
As Bugs Bunny would say, "What a maroon!"
Don't worry Lon, you weren't alone. I was actually there, for the first part anyway. I went to speak up for Common Path, which is a local artist resource website run by Weston Thomson. He's pretty much Chico's art hero for Chico's younger and less represented talent. Common Path is a free opportunity for anyone to show their work to the world in a classy ad free online gallery. As more artists get on board, the more they draw exposure to others and help each other out. A leader with the Chico Art Center seemed to feel threatened for some reason and spoke against it rather than realizing how it could benefit their membership and offering to help out. This makes me glad I went.
This kind of thing is pretty much the future for artists. The trickle down economy of galleries and organizations that represent "the arts" doesn't leave much for the people who create it. The Common Path site helps out artists that make the effort to help themselves. It can eventually become a self managing online public artists' resource for the City which seems to need a lot of help with things like this.
Here's a link to the portfolio I'm building on Common Path. Check out Weston's art too, while you're there:
http://commonpath.org/node/2006
Here's the homepage:
http://commonpath.org/
Lon,
Is it edible? (the thing in the pic.)
Looks like a snake wrapped around a piece of red candy. which it's not... the porous nature of the shiny red thing makes it seem to be some sort of glass, or crystal.
Trevor,
It is edible. I think...
Lon
Hey Gregg,
Thanks for pointing me there, I had never seen that page before. I am a sketch artist, not the best on earth, but everyone has their own style, in my opinion.
Might sign up on there, drop some of my sketches.
Thanks again,
Trev
Looks sort of like an apple in a basket, or perhaps an exotic mushroom, or maybe some piece of art glass. Baffling.
Alan,
I guess I should provide a clue. It's related in some way to the photo I used in the post.
Lon
A doorstop?
Is it a peeled guava? Looks similiar.
I'm calling this one. I win! It's a buckeye chestnut.
Lon