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| Image: Recently deceased, peace loving rasta-buffalo. The ER is reporting that yet another rastafarian buffalo has been killed attempting to cross highway 149. Yesterday the Chico City Council began selling marijuana out of the 3rd floor of City Hall at very low prices. Shortly thereafter, word of the bong-breathing bureacratic blunt blowout spread to the hemp centric buffalo commune adjacent to highway 149. Several buffalo were killed attempting to reach the council's marijuana dispensary on Thursday. Today, another buffalo was killed, apparently also looking for the popular pot peddling politicians. This madness must end before another bustling bison breaks bad for bountiful buds. |
Pot Peddling Politicians Produce Peril
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About Me: Fasten your seatbelts for an exhilarating trip through Chico's public policy; I guarantee it's marginally better than public access TV.
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Me thinks it be time for a suicide watch on de buffalo. De fatties is makin dem depressed.
Keep out of the locoweed.
Buffalo soldiers?