Jim's Laws
I do not just write here. I also post for a site called The Rusty Lime out of Australia. Great bunch of people from across the globe. Check them out. So I posted the first law as nothing more than a sarcastic comment and Joe Marco called it Jim's Law. This of course got my head spinning at 1:30 am and so here is a list of laws I came up with or stole from elsewhere.
* Show me a man that does not watch porn and I will show you a corpse.
* If at all possible take a nap with a friend.
* Some people are born stupid others have to work at it. Which are you?
* If you ever feel the need to justify what you are about to do, then you know it's wrong.
* If there is no snow on the ground then there is no reason for it to be cold.
* Do something nice every day and don't tell anyone.
* Learn something new every day.
* All I have to do in this life is die. The rest is optional.
* If you feel you have to do something try not doing it once in a while just to see what happens.
* Laugh at yourself.
* Do something passionately every day.
* Tell some one you love them.
* Say I love only if you mean it.
* Don't lie to others.
* Don't lie to yourself.
* Own at least one pet.
* If your kids never say "I hate you" your are doing it wrong.
* Take a moment for yourself.
* Regret nothing but own up to your mistakes.
* Show me a person with ADD and I will show you a blogger.
* If you don't have ADD try Stumble Upon.
* Behind every good man/woman is someone just aching to take him/her down.
* If you move to a new city take a day to get lost and find your way home.
* Forget about forgiving and accept.
* Do something silly every day.
* I like cheese.
* Speaking of salsa where is my hamster?
* If you have no singing ability what so ever remember that before you get drunk on Karaoke night.
* Karaoke is Japanese for tone deaf.
* Do not mess with peoples phobias.
* If man was meant to jump from great heights he would not need a parachute or a bungee cord.
* Learn to make a perfect omelet.
* Don't go into the woods if you are the slowest person in the group.
* Never poke a supposed dead body.
* Don't discriminate. Hate everyone equally.
* Give a homeless person your change.
* Don't believe anything you see on TV.
* Swear when it is appropriate.
* Enjoy the simple pleasures and be annoyed by complicated things.
* Talk to yourself.
* Answer yourself.
* Don't argue with yourself. That's when the guys in the white coats show up with an I love me coat.
* Do something stupid for the sake of doing something stupid. You know like posting a blog of laws you make up as you go.
P.S. In case your wondering the puppy in the picture is a full grown chihuahua queens land heeler mix. A little freak of nature but one of the loves of my life, and yes she naps with me frequently.