We have all heard them, those cheesy pick up lines comedians use on television. Or people jokingly say to get your attention. So I asked some of my friends what the worst pick up lines they’ve heard were. The response was overwhelming! I couldn’t even get a top 10, so here are the top 30 worst pick-up lines (and getting here took some editing!).
Top 30 WORST Pick-up Lines
I have taken a bit of a sabbatical from the blogging world. I needed to take a break, get caught up on life, date a couple of boys to give me something more to write about, and gain some perspective. Now that I have accomplished those goals, I am ready to share with you my unique perspective on the dating world again.
Thanks to all who have kept in contact via e-mail, pushing me to keep on keeping on, it was nice to know I was missed. I am also looking for someone to write He Said, She Said with me again – so if you know anyone who is interested please let me know.
So, without further excuse, I will post something brilliant (or at least entertaining) in the next day or two, and I will be around two or three times a week to add some humor to your life.
Luv y’all!
Conglomerate greeting card company looking for excuse to rip off the American people. Want to convince them to give “holiday” themed cards. Need holiday ideas. Pay based on experience. Apply in person, no phone calls please.
“I can do that,” St. Valentine said to himself. So he got on his white diaper pants, grabbed his bow and arrow and headed off to the card company to pitch his “holiday” theme, complete with hearts, glitter, and a plethora of pink and red.
Valentine’s Day, my favorite corporate consumer holiday! And I know what you’re thinking, “She’s just a bitter single girl who hates Valentine’s Day.” Well, let me tell you, you are SO right! But I feel the same way when I am in a couple. The question for me is not “What’s wrong with Valentine’s Day,” but “What’s right with it?” So, here they are, the top 10 reasons that I hate Valentine’s Day:
A recent study shows that 35 year old women have sex 3.5 times per week on average.
3.5 times per week!
All I have to say, I can not wait until I'm 35! That's the best reason for getting older that I've heard in a while!
So, I am working on a fantabulos blog for later on today on why men should NEVER go to other men for advice – chock full of relevant examples. But while doing research for this blog, I came up with another brilliant idea. So I am adding a new section to my blog today, entitled “Guy Translations”, where me and some of intelligent female friends will take the things guys say, and translate them into human speak for you.
So without further ado – our first set of “Guy Translations”
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www.HotOrNot.com
Here you can spend hour upon hour clicking through the plethora of pictures and rating their contents on a scale of 1 (Not) to 10 (Hot). And, if you’re super brave, you can log in and submit your own photo to be rated – but this is not an activity for the faint of heart! People can be harsh.
The www.dating-weblog.com reports that this may be the up and coming way to take care of those provisional details you just don’t have time for anymore.
Lifestyle managers do exactly what their name implies: manage the details of your life. Essentially, this is a personal assistant for the home. You find someone that you like and can trust and then teach them how to take care of the things in your life that you just don’t have time to take care of. And yes, for some people that means online dating.
Glamour.com published a recipe on how to make Engagement Chicken. The story all starts 22 years ago when an editor passed the recipe on to her assistant, who the made it for her boyfriend, and was engaged in less than a month. Wow! It must have been the chicken! The chicken has reportedly inspired weddings throughout the magazines history – and the women at Glamour were kind enough to share it with us.
We were here; we are human beings; this is how we lived. Let it be known, the earth passed before us. Our details are important. Otherwise, if they are not, we can drop a bomb and it doesn’t matter.
Have a great blog idea, or just want to chat with me about something I’ve said? Feel free to e-mail me: meagandixon@yahoo.com