Top 10 Reasons it SUCKS to be the Easter Bunny
I was having coffee with Flopsy Hucklebunny yesterday (known to most as the “Easter Bunny”), and we were complaining to one another about the challenges we face in our professions. I was gripping about writers block, and the never-ending search for that one perfect word when, a couple minutes into my rant, I looked up and Flopsy was gazing at me with a quizzical look that is uniquely bunny.
“What?” I asked him, a little offended that he was not taking me seriously.
“Oh, you humans think you’ve got it so bad. Well, let me tell you a couple of things about being a holiday icon, and a bunny to boot.”
So folks, here they are, straight from the bunny’s mouth, the Top 10 Reasons it SUCKS to be the Easter Bunny…
1. The Trixx Rabbit, the Energizer Bunny and Little Bunny Foo Foo are relatives of yours
2. The tooth fairy has an obsession with your large front teeth and won’t quit stalking you
3. Finding Easter Eggs from last year is a job hazard
4. Dogs mistake you for a chew toy
5. People are constantly trying to rub you for good luck
6. Melted marshmallow Peeps are a pain to get out of your fur
7. It’s tough to impress the ladies dressed in pastel plaid
8. At the holiday icon convention you have to sit between St. Patrick and the Mardi Gras Joker, and their both drunks
9. There is the constant threat of making a mistake, and your feet being turned into key chains
10. You’re not ‘Bunny’ enough to get into the Playboy mansion
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