Top 10 Ways You Know You Live in California
Californians are a rare breed. Everyone in the world knows where we are, Hollywood is assumed to take over the entire state, and if you say you’re from California you better have a tan, because the whole state is on a beach. But what are some of the tale-tale signs that you are from California? Here they are, the Top 10 Ways You Know You Live in California
1. You make over $300,000 a year, and still can’t afford to buy a house
2. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
3. Your child’s 3rd grad teacher has purple hair, a nose right, and is named Flower
4. Your coworker has 8 body piercing’s, and 12 tattoos… and non are visible
5. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment
6. It’s barely sprinkling rain and there’s a report on every news station: “STORM WATCH”
7. You can’t remember, is pot legal?
8. The Terminator is your governor
9. The guy at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney
10. Both you AND your dog have therapists, and myspace accounts
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