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This is a forward I received that was actually worth sharing! Hope y'all enjoy!

1. Fine: This is the word a woman will use to end an argument when she is right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she's getting dressed, "five minutes" means a half hour. "Five minutes" is only "five minutes" if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. "Nothing" actually means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine." (See #1.)

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare... not permission. Don't do it!

5. [Loud Sigh]: This is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she's wasting her time standing there and arguing about nothing. (See #3 for the definition of "nothing.")

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: If a woman is thanking you, do not question the gratitude, or faint. Just say "you're welcome."

8. Whatever: This is a woman's way of saying f*&# you. [Editor's Note: In JoseyLand, "whatever" can also easily replace "fine." Often does. See #1 for more info.]

9. Don't Worry About It--I Got It: This is another loaded statement, meaning she has told you to do something several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.