Advice from an Older Woman
Older Woman: So how are things with you and ___________?
Younger Woman: Same crap, different day.
Older Woman: So, are you still seeing each other?
Younger Woman: Depends on your definition of seeing.
Older Woman: Are you still sleeping together?
Younger Woman: Yes, but that’s the only time that we talk.
Older Woman: Then you are still seeing each other.
Younger Woman: No, I think I have just finally figured out that sex is all that men are good for, and when you are done with that, you should just put them away until you need them again.
Older Woman: Yes, that is very true! It took me a long time to learn that, just be thankful you’ve figured it out early in life.
Younger Woman: Problem is, he’s never around when I effing need him!