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Guy Translations

So, I am working on a fantabulos blog for later on today on why men should NEVER go to other men for advice – chock full of relevant examples. But while doing research for this blog, I came up with another brilliant idea. So I am adding a new section to my blog today, entitled “Guy Translations”, where me and some of intelligent female friends will take the things guys say, and translate them into human speak for you.

So without further ado – our first set of “Guy Translations”

He Says: Let’s get together and watch a movie

He means: I want to try and sleep with you – but I’m going to be smooth about it.

He Says: I had a good time

He means: I’m probably not going to call you for a week to 10 days

He Says: I’ll be right back

He means: You’ll have time to read the Spanish Inquisition, clean the dust bunnies out from under the dryer, and get your hair done – and still have time to spare


He he he…. Any females out there want to add anything feel free! And guys, if you have some Girl Translations please share them, I can start a page for y’all.

Comments

She Says: I'm Hungry

She Means: Get me food now or you're dead

duh kyle... that seems so obvious! lol!! good one darlin'

He Says: I always have to wait for you to get ready

He Means: I should really thank you for picking out my outfit, ironing it, lint-rolling it and my million questions of "does this tie match".

LMAO Shannon! That was good!!

she says....I'm not hungry, I don't want anything.

She means....I'll just eat off of your plate.


She asks....How do I look?

She means....Tell me how good I look!

She says....Not now, I'm not in the mood.

She means....Not now, I'm not in the mood.

LOL Joe

He says with a smile, "Will you go the movies with me?"

He really means, "Will you go to the movies with me?"

She thinks, hey I just read Meagan's blog and this creep is trying to put the moves on me!

She says, "Hey, don't you give me that .. I wanna go to the movies with you... you, you male chauvenist pig you!"

followed by ... [SLAP!]

He rubs his red cheek, turns around and walks back to his car and wonders, uh, what just happened????? ( ! )

She says…you don’t want a committed relationship with me?

She means…If I’m not the only girl in your life we can’t be friends!

He says…Sorry your feelings are hurt that wasn’t my intentions :c(

He means…This is ridiculous why does he need to apologize, he’s done nothing wrong, his feelings for her haven’t changed, he still enjoys the time him and her spend together. Why does she need to complicate things? It’s not his fault she got emotionally attached, he’s not in control of her feelings.
He may do something that initially set off a feeling but only she can sustain that feeling.

She thinks then says…

He says: It's about a two hour trip.
He means: In a Harrier jet.

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