Iconoclastic: Top 30 WORST Pick-up Lines

We have all heard them, those cheesy pick up lines comedians use on television. Or people jokingly say to get your attention. So I asked some of my friends what the worst pick up lines they’ve heard were. The response was overwhelming! I couldn’t even get a top 10, so here are the top 30 worst pick-up lines (and getting here took some editing!).

Top 30 WORST Pick-up Lines

Origional??:
1. What’s your sign?
2. Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
3. You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my feet
4. Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy
5. I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade

Heavenly:
6. Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
7. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers
8. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
9. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas

Arrogant:
10. Do you believe in love a first sight, or should I walk by again?
11. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
12. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
13. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
14. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants
15. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together

Simply Cheesy:
16. Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day
17. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away
18. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
19. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

Yer Dad:
20. Was your dad a thief? Because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
21. Your father must’ve been an astronaut, because your butts out of this world
22. I know that milk dose the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?

The Question & The Answer:
23. Have you been arrested? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good
24. Do you have a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I’m in love.
25. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you.
26. Are those ‘space pants’? Because your butt is outta this world!

Just Plain Rude:
27. I may not be the best looking person here, but I’m the only one talking to you
28. You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everybody we did it anyway
29. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
30. Did you know women/men are like parking spots? All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Which are you?

And with awful pick up lines, we all need some snarky responses. So, here are the top ten ways to say no, and hopefully get your point across:

1. I am trying to see how long I can go without saying yes
2. I’m attending the opening of my garage door
3. I’m being deported
4. I have to fluff my shower cap
5. I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products
6. The man on television told me to stay tuned
7. I’m observing national apathy week
8. My favorite commercial is on tv
9. I promised to help a friend fold road maps
10. I’m trying to cut down

What is the worst pick up line you’ve ever heard? And the best response to that pick up line?

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Comments

Nice shoes, wanna Zippity-Do-Dah? Well, I couldn't very well use the F word could I?

REPLY: he he he... cris, that was funny, and a good pick up line... if a guy asked me to zippity-do-day, i may have to consider! thank you for the comment!! i look forward to many more discussions with you

Posted by: Cris | March 28, 2007 04:34 PM

Do you know karate? Because your body is kickin'.

cheers
gmarr

REPLY: hahahahahah *me lauging hysterically*

Posted by: gmarr | March 29, 2007 11:47 AM

Response to IF I could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together:
Girl-really i would put F and U together

REPLY: ha ha ha! that was clever!! i may have to re-think my decision!

Posted by: Kayla | April 12, 2007 02:17 PM

i am lost i think i should be at your house

Posted by: hidi | May 7, 2007 06:59 AM

hey that shirts quite becoming of you, but if i was on you i would be cumming too!

Posted by: Justin | May 22, 2007 07:21 AM

Do u believe in love at first sight??? or should i walk by again???
response:yes and this time dont stop...

Posted by: Meg | July 4, 2007 05:47 PM

im not feeling myself today, may i feel you instead ;)

Posted by: Shorty | July 24, 2007 11:03 PM

is that a keg in your pants? cuz i'd like to tap that a$$

Posted by: rob | August 14, 2007 09:34 AM

LOL. these are great.

Posted by: Cheesy Pick Up Lines | August 23, 2007 10:21 AM

are you a flintstone cause i can make your bed rock;)

Posted by: Andrea Fisher | August 23, 2007 09:45 PM

Do you work for the UPS? Because i swear you were checking out my Package.

Posted by: *~K~* | October 19, 2007 08:32 AM

Do you have map? Cause I'm lost in your eyes.

Posted by: Z71 Chevrolet | November 1, 2007 02:00 PM

Your name must be VISA-- kuz your EVERYWHERE I want to be...

Posted by: Drea | December 28, 2007 03:42 PM

(boy)i kno how to please a woman
Response:
oh really? then you havent you left yet?

Posted by: Zanna | January 2, 2008 10:58 PM

my magic watch tells me you aren't wearing any underwear...
(answer: you're wrong)
damn it! my watch must be 15 minutes fast.

Posted by: lglala | January 8, 2008 07:59 PM

is your dad a terrorist, because you'e the bomb! haha
:)

Posted by: me | February 22, 2008 03:47 PM

*Lick thumb & raise hand above her head (move your thumb as if trying to clean a smudge) Then look at her sharply bring hand back. Stutter as saying, "sorry your halo was dirty"

I have got no response to that...

Posted by: caligirl8182 | March 18, 2008 04:17 PM

Does your face hurt? Beacause its killin me!?

Posted by: kirk | March 26, 2008 03:38 PM

Are you a cigarette because your SMOKIN'!

Posted by: steve | March 30, 2008 05:54 PM

Best pick up line ever
May I come over to your house and do a couple upper decks in your bathroom?

Posted by: Michael Sciandra | March 31, 2008 10:21 AM

*holding a coin in hand* If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head??

^^^^^
That was the rudest one I've ever heard.

Posted by: JPOSW | April 12, 2008 11:04 PM

I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?