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I sold my BlackBerry on E-Bay


I was talking to my mom and my 17 year-old brother last night about the latest and greatest in politics. My mom was cooking dinner at the stove and she looked over her shoulder as she stirred a concoction of wonderful smelling food that was bubbling in the pot and said, “Meagan, this is scary. Is this some kind of joke?” And that’s when I figured it out.

Why hadn’t we seen it before?

I’ve been hearing for a while that Ashton Kutcher was talking about a come back. And we all know his most successful show was Punk’d on MTV. Duh Meagan!

Ashton Kutcher has taken over the Republican campaign. The nation has been Punk’d.

Wow Ashton, you got us good! That was pretty funny… but considering we only have 48 days until the election – do you think we could stop the joke and get back to the issues that face the nation? Thanks

On a side note, I sold my Blackberry on E-Bay last night. I figured if it was created by a guy who claims he can’t even e-mail, I may want to find a more useful piece of technology. And if Sarah Palin can get rid of her plane, well my BlackBerry stands a chance!

~posted by my BlackBerry wireless handheld device, a miracle made possible by John McCain~~


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