As Neil Sedaka, The Carpenters, Gloria Estefan, The Four Seasons, and a plethora of other singers have told us, “Breaking up is hard to do.” Amicable or hate filled, mutual or not, knew it was coming or total surprise, it’s never easy to fill the void left by a breakup. But breakups can bring on some new opportunities – and no, I’m not talking about the hot boy who keeps flirting with you, you need some time to heal. I’m talking about all the extra time on your hands that used to be filled with canoodling and couple time. I know, I know, that’s the time most dreaded by many who join me in the land of the newly single – but I’ve found some very constructive things to do with my time! So, without further ado – here are the Top 10 Reasons a Breakup is a Good Thing.
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As Neil Sedaka, The Carpenters, Gloria Estefan, The Four Seasons, and a plethora of other singers have told us, “Breaking up is hard to do.” Amicable or hate filled, mutual or not, knew it was coming or total surprise, it’s never easy to fill the void left by a breakup. But breakups can bring on some new opportunities – and no, I’m not talking about the hot boy who keeps flirting with you, you need some time to heal. I’m talking about all the extra time on your hands that used to be filled with canoodling and couple time. I know, I know, that’s the time most dreaded by many who join me in the land of the newly single – but I’ve found some very constructive things to do with my time! So, without further ado – here are the Top 10 Reasons a Breakup is a Good Thing.
We have all heard them, those cheesy pick up lines comedians use on television. Or people jokingly say to get your attention. So I asked some of my friends what the worst pick up lines they’ve heard were. The response was overwhelming! I couldn’t even get a top 10, so here are the top 30 worst pick-up lines (and getting here took some editing!).
Top 30 WORST Pick-up Lines
Once upon a time, in a land not-so-far-away, there was a man named St. Valentine. He was an ambitious dude, a true entrepreneur, who found himself a little down on the luck, and was looking for work. While perusing the Sunday paper’s Help Wanted Ad’s he found one ad that piqued his interest, it read:
Conglomerate greeting card company looking for excuse to rip off the American people. Want to convince them to give “holiday” themed cards. Need holiday ideas. Pay based on experience. Apply in person, no phone calls please.
“I can do that,” St. Valentine said to himself. So he got on his white diaper pants, grabbed his bow and arrow and headed off to the card company to pitch his “holiday” theme, complete with hearts, glitter, and a plethora of pink and red.
Valentine’s Day, my favorite corporate consumer holiday! And I know what you’re thinking, “She’s just a bitter single girl who hates Valentine’s Day.” Well, let me tell you, you are SO right! But I feel the same way when I am in a couple. The question for me is not “What’s wrong with Valentine’s Day,” but “What’s right with it?” So, here they are, the top 10 reasons that I hate Valentine’s Day:
I am so excited! I can't believe I've found the time and energy to write 100 pieces of nonsense to share with all of you! I have been telling myself for a while that for my 100th blog, I wanted to re-post my favorite piece... but I couldn't narrow it down to one. There are two things I've written that I found funny and fun - so here they both are. Now that I have like 10 readers, instead of just my mom and brother, we can get some good comments going! Have a happy Thanksgiving y'all!
I wanted to try playing a new game that has worked out well for some of my fellow bloggers. I figured we’d see how well it works, and maybe we could do it once a month for fun. I am going to post 9 random truths, and 1 big fat lie. You are welcome to guess away at them. And on Monday I will let you know where the lie lies.
This week the theme is Weird California Laws
Californians are a rare breed. Everyone in the world knows where we are, Hollywood is assumed to take over the entire state, and if you say you’re from California you better have a tan, because the whole state is on a beach. But what are some of the tale-tale signs that you are from California? Here they are, the Top 10 Ways You Know You Live in California
We all have worked with that one person who, no matter what they do, simply drives us nuts! Overbearing, obsessively rude, noisy, and opinionated. There are so many things that can be found annoying. So, what are some universally bad behaviors for office work? Well, here they are, the Top 10 Annoying Office Habits
Forbes, one of the leading financial magazines, released on Thrusday the top 10 costliest celebrity divorces. So here it is folks The Top 10 Most Expensive Celebrity Divorce’s
I was having coffee with Flopsy Hucklebunny yesterday (known to most as the “Easter Bunny”), and we were complaining to one another about the challenges we face in our professions. I was gripping about writers block, and the never-ending search for that one perfect word when, a couple minutes into my rant, I looked up and Flopsy was gazing at me with a quizzical look that is uniquely bunny.
“What?” I asked him, a little offended that he was not taking me seriously.
“Oh, you humans think you’ve got it so bad. Well, let me tell you a couple of things about being a holiday icon, and a bunny to boot.”
So folks, here they are, straight from the bunny’s mouth, the Top 10 Reasons it SUCKS to be the Easter Bunny…
Meeting someone and getting to know them can be so exciting. You spend time with them, ask the plethora of questions that can help discover their inner being, and begin to develop a pattern of behavior. But what happens when that pattern annoys the hell out of you? Or you discover their inner being and yours… well, there just never gonna get along! And what are those little red flags that tell you, “Honey, this just ain’t never gonna work!” Allow me to help, here they are:
The Top 10 Reasons You Know it’s not Gonna Work

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