We have all heard them, those cheesy pick up lines comedians use on television. Or people jokingly say to get your attention. So I asked some of my friends what the worst pick up lines they’ve heard were. The response was overwhelming! I couldn’t even get a top 10, so here are the top 30 worst pick-up lines (and getting here took some editing!).
Top 30 WORST Pick-up Lines
Conglomerate greeting card company looking for excuse to rip off the American people. Want to convince them to give “holiday” themed cards. Need holiday ideas. Pay based on experience. Apply in person, no phone calls please.
“I can do that,” St. Valentine said to himself. So he got on his white diaper pants, grabbed his bow and arrow and headed off to the card company to pitch his “holiday” theme, complete with hearts, glitter, and a plethora of pink and red.
Valentine’s Day, my favorite corporate consumer holiday! And I know what you’re thinking, “She’s just a bitter single girl who hates Valentine’s Day.” Well, let me tell you, you are SO right! But I feel the same way when I am in a couple. The question for me is not “What’s wrong with Valentine’s Day,” but “What’s right with it?” So, here they are, the top 10 reasons that I hate Valentine’s Day:
I am so excited! I can't believe I've found the time and energy to write 100 pieces of nonsense to share with all of you! I have been telling myself for a while that for my 100th blog, I wanted to re-post my favorite piece... but I couldn't narrow it down to one. There are two things I've written that I found funny and fun - so here they both are. Now that I have like 10 readers, instead of just my mom and brother, we can get some good comments going! Have a happy Thanksgiving y'all!
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“What?” I asked him, a little offended that he was not taking me seriously.
“Oh, you humans think you’ve got it so bad. Well, let me tell you a couple of things about being a holiday icon, and a bunny to boot.”
So folks, here they are, straight from the bunny’s mouth, the Top 10 Reasons it SUCKS to be the Easter Bunny…
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Could there be anything worse than a bad kisser? At my age this is completely unacceptable! Hasn’t there been a partner, sometime in their dating history, who liked them enough to say, “Hey, you’re not so good at the whole kissing thing, let me teach you how”? I have come across a number of bad kissers; it’s not an isolated incident, and what do you do; besides politely wipe the slobber from your face and excuse yourself, escape route in mind? I think it’s time to start talking about it, if I was a bad kisser I’d want help improving, so lets discuss the top 10 kissing offenses we are guilty of, in no particular order: