Jane Doe, Alive and Well

Jane Doe takes very seriously her role in informing you, the above-average citizen, of important issues that needing your attention. (How do I know you are an above-average citizen? Well, you’re reading my blog, aren’t you?)

We’ve discussed being prepared for storms.

We’ve discussed making choices in life, and not being fooled by outer glamor and overlooking inner quality.

We’ve discussed the difficulty and the commitment needed to make change in our lives.

But this next issue is miles above those in importance. You may need to sit down in order to handle this information.
Ready? Okay (deep breath) here we go. I hate to be the one to tell you, but….

Our ice cream supply is in jeopardy.

I know, I feel a bit woozy myself just typing that phrase, but it’s true.

It’s all because of the bees. I’m sure you’ve read articles about the difficulties these fuzzy insects are facing – varroa mites, vectors, colony collapse disorder. The number of bees (and therefore their pollinating ability) is dropping drastically.

It’s pretty serious.

When it was only affecting our cotton, almonds, fruits and vegetables, well, you know, we could adjust. But now… read for yourself.

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Haagen-Dazs is warning that a creature as small as a honeybee could become a big problem for the premium ice cream maker's business.
At issue is the disappearing bee colonies in the United States, a situation that continue to mystify scientists and frighten foodmakers.
That's because, according to Haagen-Dazs, one-third of the U.S. food supply - including a variety of fruits, vegetables and even nuts - depends on pollination from bees.
Haagen-Dazs, which is owned by Nestle, said bees are actually responsible for 40% of its 60 flavors - such as strawberry, toasted pecan and banana split.
"These are among consumers' favorite flavors," said Katty Pien, brand director with Haagen-Dazs.
"We use 100% all natural ingredients like strawberries, raspberries and almonds which we get from California. The bee problem could badly hurt supply from the Pacific Northwest," Pien said
Pien said Haagen-Dazs is hoping scientists get a breakthrough in this mystery soon. Otherwise, she said, the company may have to "re-examine the flavors that we currently offers our customers."
"We have to ensure that we have enough supply to maintain our variety," she said.
Additionally, a supply shortage of key ingredients could push up retail prices for its products, she said.
Pien said the company is donating $250,000 to both Pennsylvania State University and the University of California, Davis to fund research into the bee colony collapse disorder (CCD).
She said Haagen-Dazs is also rushing to raise consumer awareness about the problem by launching a new flavor this spring called Vanilla Honey Bee.
"We'll use part of the sales from this flavor help the honeybees," she said.
"This is the first time that Haagen-Dazs has adopted a cause like this," said Pien. "We are taking this very, very seriously because it impacts not just our brand but the entire food industry."

Jane Doe Thanks
Dr. Bill Hoover for sending this article to me. Dr. Hoover is definitely an above-average citizen, highly educated, well-read and traveled, quite informed, nationally aware, a great teacher; also affable, a talented craftsman, always willing to lend a helping hand and all-around extraordinary individual.
(I probably should mention that he also happens to be my father-in-law. Minor detail.)

Posted by Tina at 05:27 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

We knew there was a concrete slab underneath the ol’ rotting porch (see previous post), but that’s all we knew. No idea of what kind of shape it was in, just that it was there.

It’s there, all right. Now we know why they built the porch over it.

It appears that the slab didn’t fare so well, since it’s broken into about six pieces. Possibly the prep work wasn’t done correctly, so the ground sunk a bit, and then the slab broke.

It seems that instead of fixing the concrete, the porch was built over it. Or, maybe they built the porch and then some time later the concrete broke. Maybe the construction of the porch caused the concrete to crack. Who knows?
The people who do know what happened and why are long gone. It may not even matter why it happened….we still have a broken slab of concrete that we have to deal with, and who knows what awaits us under the rest of the porch? Spiders and centipedes and uh, more spiders, oh my.
So we didn’t create this problem – it came from history. But we inherited it (bought it, actually), so we get to deal with it.

Sums up a lot of problems, doesn’t it?

A lot of “stuff” in life we didn’t cause ourselves, but we still get to deal with the effects of it. And sometimes the people who could do a little explaining of what happened just are not available for some reason or another.

So, when we finally notice that something in our personal life, for example, is not working well anymore, and we decide to change and are brave enough to ask for help, and start to pull off those old rotting boards in hopes of putting something new and functional down….who knows what we’re going to find buried underneath all of that decaying wood? It could be stuff that was broken decades ago that was attractively covered all of these years. It might not even be something that you played a part in breaking. You’re stuck with the pieces. Then you’re face to face with the rest of the porch, wondering, do I even want to go there? What else may I have to deal with? Is it worth all the work I’ll have to do?

This applies in so many situations, not just in our personal lives. I had a conversation with someone recently trying to fix something broken in our community. He was discouraged (but not surprised) to find out some people don’t want it fixed. They’re like the nail that refuses to be part of the new porch, the broken piece of concrete that refuses to come out so a new and functional pad can be poured for future generations.

There’s a lot of disrepair all around us – in ourselves, our marriages, relationships, community, country, world…it can be a bit discouraging. I know I felt a bit discouraged when we tackled that old porch, only to find underneath it a bunch of broken concrete that will take an enormous amount of effort to fix.

But then I saw what had been going on under the porch, all those years.

Leaves had blown in through the cracks in the wood. Settling down into the dark and dank environment and being undisturbed for so long, they had deteriorated into the most beautiful compost – moist, crumbly, dark, pebble-free leaf mold. The kind you pay a lot of money for at garden stores to amend hard and unresponsive soil, to turn it into the kind you can plant in. If we had not torn down the porch, I would never have known that “black gold” was there. It would have stayed buried under the rot, slowly making more compost as the years went on, just waiting for someone to come and change the old rotten porch, then scoop it up and use it to make new things grow.

The Jane Doe Regular Ordinary Citizen Heroes*** Award goes to.....
All of the people who turned out to help at the Sherwood Forest Kid's Disc Golf Course . These R.O.C.H's*** dug holes, lugged rocks, hauled water, poured concrete and did whatever dusty and dirty work was needed to get the course ready for play. This is a completely ordinary citizen driven project. Much applause to those who jumped through hoops and make the changes needed so our kids have another venue to be playing out in nature. Applause also to those who donated talent to make the project artistic and and cold hard cash, because, well, that's always needed to get things done.

***R.O.C.H. pronounced "rock" as in, "you regular ordinary citizen hero, you are a rock in our community, a pillar of strength and decency", and "you rock!" as in you are awesome!! Clever, eh?
Oh, to be named as a Jane Doe ROCH, it's the ultimate compliment in life.
The Few, The Proud, The Jane Doe R.O.C.H.s.

Posted by Tina at 09:47 AM | Permalink | Comments (3)

We made a change this weekend, my husband and I.

This change took some physical effort because we tore down part of our old, sagging, rotting, safety-liability (we do carry insurance), full-of-splinters back porch.
This was, at one time, a pretty nice porch. I’m not sure how long ago – probably about two decades would be my guess. It’s constructed of long redwood planks. The fiberglass roof has survived many, many storms –the little beds of moss growing in between the panels act like an organic superglue. We could see when we bought the house that it would need to be replaced, and it’s finally gotten to the point where we can’t put it off any longer.
Dad and Son pulled off the planks, then I took care of the nails in them and stacked the boards in a different part of the yard. My job gave me a pretty close look at the nails.
At first I was just pounding them over so no one would step on a nail sticking out of the wood. But then I started thinking about what a waste that was! These were nice nails! Thick, long, strong, straight. The porch failed, but not because of the nails. They did their job of holding that porch together for a long time, through sun and storm. I remembered a book I read once about a family during the depression, and the dad was teaching the son to hammer a nail in straight, so years later you could pull it out straight, so you could reuse it. So I decided to see how many nails I could pound out straight, just to see if I could wield a hammer with any kind of skill.
Since I have the topic of change on the brain, I started thinking about those nails. They were a great picture of being resistant to change. I had a little conversation with one and it went like this:
Nail: “Hey! What are you doing! You are pounding me the wrong way!”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry. We’re tearing out this porch and I’m trying to save you so I can reuse you.”
N: “What! What do you mean you are tearing out this porch? This house needs this porch!”
Me: “Well….the porch isn’t useful anymore, because it’s not safe, so we have to change it. But don’t worry, we’re building another porch, and you can help hold that porch up.”
N: “But we’ve always had THIS porch! I’m not leaving this board!”
Me: “Well, you can stay with this board and be thrown into the junk pile and taken to the dump, or you can stay around and be useful in the new porch.”
N: “I don’t want to be a part of another porch! I gave the best years of my life to this porch. I remember when this porch was new and I remember the storm of ’98, and without this porch this patio would be a mess!”
Me: “Look, we know we still need a porch. We just need to change it to make it work better.”
N: “I can’t change. I’m a part of this board and that’s just how I am.”
Me: “Fine.” (Wham!)

I know that’s pretty silly, but it got me thinking about how resistant people can be to change, even when it’s necessary or for the common good. It got me thinking about how resistant I can be towards change, especially when I'm focused on my own one little board. Take the word “porch” out of the above “dialogue” and insert your own word having to do with your work place, or significant relationship, or your pet political or religious beliefs or a character flaw you struggle with…..we all can be pretty resistant to change.
The best part of the porch-destruction adventure wasn’t the nails, though. It was the cement. That part will have to wait until tomorrow.

Posted by Tina at 10:23 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Some things will never change….
Like there is only 24 hours in a day. Boy, would I like to change that sometimes. I could accomplish so much more…like get this blog written, for example.
I know some people kind of cheat on it, not by changing how many hours are in the day, but by changing how many hours they spend of it sleeping. More and more studies are coming out that show just how harmful it is to our bodies, our lives and our society. There’s just no substitute for sleep.

I have no leeway in this area; I simply stop functioning if I don’t get the right amount of sleep. So even though I started out this latest blog series dissing on New Year’s resolutions, I will say “getting enough sleep each night” is a resolution worth keeping.

If that’s one of your resolutions, keep it up! Jane supports you all the way. And we all know that actions speak louder than words, so even though I had a great blog to write about some changes we made this weekend….it will have to wait.

Goodnight!

Posted by Tina at 09:13 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

But then again, some things never change.
Take politics, for example.
Politics is, was and always will be about power. To govern is “to exercise authority over, to rule or control” (thank you Webster). Government is a system of ruling, the power to rule or act. That’s why it’s called the ruling party, not the advising party. I mean, how much success do you think they’d have by saying we suggest you pay your taxes or we would really appreciate if 100,000 combat ready soldiers show up to be transported halfway around the world? Nope. You’ve got to have power.
Obviously this is not a bad thing! I mean, we want our leaders to have power. And for crying out loud, everyone in the United States of American needs to be grateful that we, the people actually have a part in choosing who the leaders will be and thus have the power of our amazing nation. I personally prefer our system of government, however messed up it might be, over any other system of messed-up government in the world.
If each of us had to spend significant time in a country not a constitutional republic (because, remember, we’re not a democracy; see below***) we sure would appreciate with greater intensity the liberty we have in America to cast a ballot that actually counts.

Anyway, I’d like to take credit for all of the leading presidential nominees using the word “change” so much in their speeches, but the truth is they’ve been saying it for about half a year now and I’ve only blogged on it about 4 times. Even if there is a big shift in the way politics is done in Washington with a newly elected leader (and if you believe that, please be under 21 so I can credit it to youthful inexperience. If over 21, see me about a field I have for sale)…even if there is some change, what won’t change is politicking…the way people get elected.
We received not one, not two, but five prerecorded phone calls from candidates and even a candidate’s spouse. (Isn’t it fun that I have to write “spouse” instead of wife? Because it’s possible, for the first time ever in our young history that the spouse could be a man.) Five calls – and our name is on the “do-not-call” list! I was so ticked by the fourth call – which told me nothing positive about the candidate, only horrific and panicking things about the candidate’s main opponent – that I actually listened to the whole thing and wrote down the number given at the end of the message. Which shows how naïve I still am about politics, because I really thought there would be someone on the other end of the line. It was – ta da! – an answering machine. So I told them exactly what I thought about their phone calls, that it made me even more convinced to vote for the opponent, and do not call me anymore!!!
I got the fifth call the next morning.
Somehow, they didn’t get the message.

***Jane Doe Warns***
Don’t read any further if unless you enjoy brainy type of stuff – very mild, since that’s about what my brain can handle - or unless you enjoy provoking people to arguments with shocking statements like “America is not a democracy”.
I copied the paragraphs below from this guy:

“DAVID N. MAYER is Professor of Law and History at Capital University in Columbus, Ohio, where he teaches courses in American constitutional history, English and American legal history, and intellectual property (copyright and unfair trade practices law), as well as a seminar in Libertarianism and the Law.”

He has a lot of law-related topics on his site that I found thought-provoking. But if you delve deeper and find he’s some kind of corporate sleaze or cloaked Socialist or something, don’t come whining to me about it. I’m not promoting him and I’m certainly not claiming to have run a CIA background check on him, I just found these paragraphs interesting, okay?

And his web site is:

http://users.law.capital.edu/dmayer/index.asp

And what Mr. Mayer says is:

"The United States of America is not a democracy. Let me emphasize that – THE UNITED STATES IS NOT A DEMOCRACY! America’s Founders understood well the evils of democracy and deliberately created a system of government that was not democratic but rather republican. The form of government in the United States (both the national government and the government of each of the 50 states) is not a democracy but a republic. Indeed, it is most accurately described as a “limited-government constitutional republic.”
The difference is not merely semantic. The word “republic” comes from the Latin phrase res publica, which means, literally, “the public thing(s).” It generally refers to a representative form of government, one in which the people’s representatives (chosen either directly or indirectly by them) govern but not the people themselves. (Such was the form of government, in theory at least, of the ancient Roman republic.) “Democracy,” on the other hand, is derived from the Greek words demos and kratein, which when combined mean, loosely, “the people rule.” Democracy thus is synonymous with direct rule by the people, or more accurately, by a majority of the people. "
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"Another “Progressive” era political reform that has undermined republican government in the United States was the popular referendum. Beginning in the early 20th century, many state constitutions were changed, to give the people (that is, the majority of those voting at a given election) the power, directly, to recall their elected representatives or to bypass them altogether by initiating or approving legislation. Today, many important issues that ought to be determined, if at all, by legislative bodies are being determined instead by popular election. Both major parties and both sides of the traditional political spectrum – both conservatives and left-liberals alike – are guilty of using the popular referendum to bypass the legislature (and all the checks on popular impulses that the representative system provides) and to directly enact “special interest” legislation, favorable to their constituents’ pet causes. "

Posted by Tina at 12:15 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

HELP! I NEED SOMEBODY.
HELP! NOT JUST ANYBODY.
HELP! YOU KNOW I NEED SOMEONE…
HELP!!!***

If only it was as easy as the Beatles make it sound.
I’m not sure why, but for most of us it sure is difficult to ask for help. But if you want something to change, sometimes you gotta ask for help.
I think it’s hard because so many of us take a lot of time and energy crafting a glossy exterior. If you ask for help in an area it kind of takes the luster off.
Well, lemme tell ya, we’ve all got flaws in the paint job. And from a pretty early age I think we start trying on different personas to figure out what covers up dings and scratches.
Personas like Party Animal, Wild Thing, Philosopher, Know it All, Womanizer, Rebel, Tough Guy, Loner. Or ones like Rescuer, Enabler, Peacemaker, Criticizer. Or Never-Can-Be-Pleased, or Never-Show-My-True-Self, or No, Everything’s Fine, or Stuff-It-All-Down-Inside-Me…the list goes on and on. I’m sure there are very psychological names for all of those, but you’re not paying me enough to research it and use the proper terms. Come to think of it, I don’t think you’re paying me at all. Freeloader. That’s definitely another one.

One of the most difficult personas to let go of, I think, is that of Victim. Maybe this is because it’s valid, it’s authentic – when something bad happens to you because of the choices of another human (or sometimes subhuman), you are indeed a victim. But you don’t have to stay one. For sure, get a counselor to help you scratch and fight your way out of that one because it can be really difficult. I personally took the 10 year, 3 counselor and one psychiatrist plan, but I don’t recommend it. Maybe you didn’t choose to become a victim, but you definitely choose to stay one (ouch, that hurt).

If we’re going to change, sometimes it means we’ve got to outgrow these facades. Sometimes we even know they don’t fit anymore, but they are just so hard to peel off, like an old, sun-beaten sticker practically baked into your rear bumper. If you peel it off, won’t you be taking some of the car with it? If I’ve been allowing myself to act a certain way for so long, do I even know the real person behind the fake one anymore?

My personal favorite that I’m currently dealing with is: “I can take care of this myself.” This is a great quality to have, and in a lot of ways it’s served me well. But there is a negative side to it, which is..well, thinking you can always take care of things yourself.

I recently asked for help with something, something that I finally realized that I could not tackle on my own despite years of trying. (And no I’m not going to tell you what it is).
Honestly, I think I was in a little bit of denial about how bad it was. (Imagine that.)
And when I finally went for help I kinda thought I was being pretty brave.
But now that my head is clearing a bit, I realize that I should have asked for help years ago and made this change sooner.
It’s not that I’m being brave now, as much as that I was being so dumb for so long!

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN TODAY,
I NEVER NEEDED ANYBODY'S HELP IN ANY WAY.
BUT NOW THESE DAYS ARE GONE, I'M NOT SO SELF ASSURED,
NOW I FIND I'VE CHANGED MY MIND I'VE OPENED UP THE DOORS.***

Jane Doe Thanks:
The really nice and really fun people (some from Chico, some from Orland) who were up sledding near Forest Ranch Elementary school! What a beautiful day – all you superbowl couch potatoes missed out on the perfect snow day. I hope “Uncle’s” pulled muscle is feeling better after his wild ride (remember – Rest, Ice, and lots of motrin!). This very cool (but not cold) group of people took turns catching each other’s kids and sharing sledding boards and calling out encouragement, and about 50% of it was in Spanish which was great for my beginning Spanish learner to hear. They displayed a true neighborly attitude – something you don’t experience all the time anymore.

***(Lennon/McCartney) From the Beatles album "Help"

Posted by Tina at 09:59 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)