Fortunately, this illness was nothing like the last one. It was more like a bad cold. It was just enough to make her a little clingy , and needing extra attention for Friday and Saturday. Forget about all the things on my list that we were going to do together. We could cuddle in the rocking chair all weekend, if that’s what she wanted. Bubbles and sidewalk chalk and parks and picnics could wait. Was I going to turn down a chance to snuggle? No way.

We rocked, and it gave me time to think about this crazy month.

It just seemed too coincidental that our daughter would just “happen” to get so crazy ill the same week that Mark “happened” to be fully across the nation, and that Peggy and Chip just “happened” to need us right when Mark got home and baby girl “happened” to be recovered so their kids could stay with us and our son didn’t “happen” to get sick until Peg and Chip decided to go ahead and take the kids home.

It just don’t happen like that.

I think – I know - well, I think I know that circumstances happen for a reason, and that in everything in there is a lesson to be learned.

So, now the hard part. Uncovering the lessons.

Probably most of the time in life we don’t learn our lessons because one, we’re not open to learning them, and two, even if we are open to learning them, we don’t take the time to reflect and find out what the lessons are. I mean, life does go by at the speed of light, at least in the child-rearing season.

The first lesson, for me, is to be more available to my friends who are single parents, and to make sure that they know I’m available – day or night. I only walked a week in the shoes of single parenting and while I thought each of you was incredible before...well, now I have new appreciation of what you go through. Single parents, you are amazing.

The obvious lesson is that by golly, we all need friends. (cue “Lean On Me” background music here) Good friends. Giving friends. You can pour all of your time and energy into your job, your hobbies, your on-line chat rooms (your on-line anything, for that matter), your television shows, but none of those things are going to be there to help you when your life gets crazy and you need someone to take your boy to baseball practice. You’ve got to invest the time it takes to build friendships. You’ve got to be willing to help other people in their times of need – which means, you need to be aware of other people and not just be living in your own little bubble.

A lesson that could be possible to miss is to make sure my spouse knows how much I appreciate him. I love, appreciate and pretty much adore him all the time (feel free to roll your eyes here), but having him gone reminded me of how much I appreciated him. Just his mere presence brings a measure of stability and calm to me and to our home. So I checked in with that one – yep, he knows, he feels loved and appreciated. (Guess I need to work on the adoring part).

Being thankful is another lesson that comes to mind. It’s the whole “you don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone” lesson. I’m not sure exactly why I needed a reminder on this one, since I really do practice thankfulness almost daily for our good health. But, apparently, I needed a little reminder!

So those are the obvious ones (did I miss any?). Now, onto the not so easy ones…asking for help, and dealing with control issues.

Now, read the post from two days ago, inserting “son” instead of daughter, and you know how sick he got. That was the second week of illness, made better by the fact that my wonderful husband was home, but made hard by the fact that it’s more difficult to keep a younger child occupied on her own than an older child.

On Monday night, Peggy’s dad died. It was bittersweet; it was a mixture of pain and relief all jumbled together.

On Tuesday, I hugged her good-bye as she went home with her mom to start the practical things that a death requires, and to be there for her as emotional firestorms caught up with her. Grief will eventually drain, one slow day at a time.

On Wednesday, I got a less than “everything is A-ok” report from an annual checkup, so follow up is needed to find out what’s wrong. But the earliest follow – up appointment is….four weeks. Sigh.

On Thursday night, number one son seemed to be on the mend, and I breathed a sigh of relief. I don’t recommend doing that, should you find yourself in this kind of season of life.

On Friday I woke up with conjunctivitis. I had been hoping to pick up a per diem shift at work on Saturday, which was now out of the question. And it’s actually good that I didn’t even try because…

On Saturday afternoon, I got sick. It started with a fever….oh, no, I thought. Here we go again. But my virus presented a bit different. I had vertigo. Really bad vertigo. I think I would choose nausea over vertigo, but then, I wasn’t given a choice, was I?

Most of Sunday I spent lying very, very still, and plaintively asking for Mark and the kids to please not wiggle the bed so much when they so sweetly came to check on me.

On Monday, I was up and about - thank you, God. And my dishwasher broke. Not a big deal, I know. But it’s nice to think of blazing hot water cleaning the dishes when viruses are running around my house. It was quickly fixed by my handyman husband. If only everything in life could be fixed as quickly.

On Friday my husband left for a week-end long trip with our son. They went to a father – son camp out on the coast. They’ve done this trip in the past with the same group and it’s been a great experience. I was happy for them to go and excited for the time they would have together.

And on Friday, my daughter got sick.

I knew life was cyclic, but please, not this again!

At about 1:00, the phone rang. I expected it to be Mark, telling me the plane had landed, and hold on just a little longer, baby, because he was on his way home.

It wasn’t Mark.

It was my best girlfriend’s husband. The one I had called earlier this week – quite early, remember?
Like, at 12:45 a.m.

“Oh,” I thought quickly. “He’s returning my call to see how Peggy was doing.” She had had an outpatient procedure early that morning.

No. That’s not why he was calling.

Peggy’s dad had been in a serious accident, he said. He had been airlifted via Lifeflight to Enloe. They didn’t know if he was going to make it. Peggy’s mom was at the hospital, and Peggy’s brother was either there or on his way. Peggy wasn’t meeting the discharge criteria for the surgery yet. Could I go to the hospital to check on Judy? Could I take their kids for the night when they came down? Oh my God, yes, and yes.

So for the second time that week, I called my girlfriends for help. One dropped everything and came over to be with my kids so I could go to the hospital and find Judy, who was doing remarkably well. I waited until some more (wonderful) family friends came, then I got home ten minutes before Mark did. A couple hours later three of our favorite kids in the world were added to our family for the weekend (and a dog), and by nine that night we got to have one of the cousins come stay, too.

So our family of four swelled to a family of eight for a couple of days. It was great, it really was. I felt a bit guilty, actually, that we were having so much fun under circumstances so tragic. It did feel a little bit like an emotional yo-yo, receiving the latest info from the hospital, and reporting to Peggy how the kids were doing, what questions they were asking, and then coming back to party central.

You already know how it ended, from my previous post ("On Being Alive and Well") . But of course, at the time we didn’t know how it was going to end, and there was plenty of emotion to have to deal with. Peggy and her husband decided to try to keep life going as normal as possible for the kids, so our brood shrank back to original size on Sunday afternoon.

No, really, now that it is past, I am thankful for it. While in the midst of it…well, let’s just say that I was experiencing some other emotions.

It started when my husband left on a Friday for a week long trip with his Dad. They went to Louisiana to build homes in the areas destroyed by hurricane Katrina. They’ve done similar builds in the past and they’ve always been great trips. I was happy for him to go and excited for the time he would have with his dad.

Saturday went great.

Sunday, our youngest got sick. Really sick, really fast. As vomit was running down my leg and into my shoe (sorry to be so graphic, but you’ve got to get the mental picture) I guessed that we were dealing with a 24 hour stomach virus, and maybe, now that she’d puked out about 1/8th of her body weight, the worst of it was over.

When her temperature began to climb to levels that even had me, who is of the temperature's-are-a-good-thing mindset concerned, I knew I had guessed wrong. Neither of us slept much Sunday night, maybe four or five hours. And keep in mind that I’m an 8 hours of sleep at night person. Eight hours, minimum.

Monday was a little hard, but I have a really capable boy who managed for the most part on his own. I made a list of schoolwork for him, and he worked at it diligently, bringing me the parts he needed help with or the books I needed to listen to him read aloud. I sat in the rocking chair, cajoling sips of fluids into the sick one, putting on blankets or cold packs, as her temperature or chilling indicated. But still, I was in good spirits, even teasing my husband when he called to check in, about how much snuggling time I was getting that he was missing out on.

Monday night was worse. The temperature peaked at 1 a.m. I think I got four or five hours of sleep. Actually, I wasn’t thinking much.

Tuesday was much the same as Monday, except for calls to the doctor on guidelines to mange this, and calls to the naturopathic doctor for some holistic remedies.

Tuesday night was the worst. At midnight, neither sick little girl nor I had been to bed. At about 12:30, she started doing the strangest things. She may have been delusional because of the fevers. She may have been proving the homeopathic remedy. She may have been trying to clear the copious amounts of mucous in her nose and throat. Whatever she was doing, it scared the crap out of me. I called my best girlfriend in tears (she lives 2 hours away). I didn’t know if I should take her to the emergency room, I didn’t know who to wake up to come watch my little boy. I was beyond exhausted, I was not thinking straight, I was running on adrenaline. My girlfriend was the best; she made some calls for me, she got me through it. I think we finally got some sleep at 2 a.m.

On Wednesday, I caved, and made phone calls to local friends. My one friend told me later that I scared her a bit, since I couldn’t get more than a couple of words out a time without dissolving into tears, and that is very much not like me. Within two hours I had two people come by to pray for us and offer support, a ride to classes followed by all day babysitting for my boy and dinner delivered that would last us for two nights. My extra-special girlfriend Kelly volunteered to stay the night on so I could sleep uninterrupted for the first half, knowing that someone was awake listening for my little sickie to cry out. She took the first shift, and I took the second, and I finally got some sleep.

I have some amazing, wonderful friends. They checked in frequently, they prayed, they got me through it. What would I have done without them? I felt so blessed, I felt cared for, and I felt….embarrassed.

Yep, embarrassed.

Embarrassed to be asking for help. Embarrassed that I couldn’t handle this situation on my own. Was I not prepared enough? Had I lost my independence? Was I not a good enough mom? What mistakes did I make? I poured all this out, along with a bucketful of tears, to one of my friends that came over to check on me.

No parent is ever prepared for having a child be ill, she said. It strikes fear in every parent’s heart. And being a nurse, well, maybe… she said delicately, maybe it gave me a little too much information, since most parents don’t consider viral meningitis when their child has a fever. No, I had not lost my independence, she reassured, I’d only lost my rational abilities because I’d lost so much sleep. That fact that I was so worried proved I was a great mom, she insisted. And the only mistake I’d made was to not call for some help earlier, she asserted.

Call earlier? No way. I should have been able to handle this. It was such a little thing compared to what some people have to deal with. I mean, what about parents whose kids are seriously ill? What about the pioneers who managed without doctors to call to reassure them? What about mothers in war torn countries who have no motrin to give or even water to cool their babies with? They all handle their situations!

You. Are. Not. Rational. My friend told me this very slowly. You. Need. Sleep.
Listen, she said. Haven’t you stepped up for people in the past? If you had a friend going through this, wouldn’t you be upset if she didn’t call you? Wouldn’t you help her?

Yes, yes, and yes.

And, little did I know how soon that would be.

One thing that I remember is whenever my foster - mom Sandi heard a siren, she would stop right then and pray for whoever was in the ambulance and for his or her family. Since we most often heard a siren when we were in the van she would have me and Rex say a prayer, too. I’m not sure how this tradition started – my guess is that it is something born out of her natural compassion coupled with her great faith. But even though I was annoyed at times to have my natural teenage self-absorption interrupted, it sent a message about the value of all people, care for strangers, and the omnipresence of human suffering. It provided some perspective. Maybe my problems were not so big after all, compared to the person in that ambulance.

I followed her example for a long time – it was like Pavlovian conditioning; hear a siren, say a prayer. When I moved up to Chico I added the distinct whir of helicopter blades to my subconscious attuning. Hear the chopper, verify that it was FlightCare, say a prayer. I worked at the hospital, so my thoughts would drift to the nurses working that day, hearing the trauma team activation in my head, knowing with a bit of pride how the nurses would be preparing themselves, both those going out in the helicopter and those poised on the rooftop awaiting its return, to go into action to save a life or lives.

On Friday, I didn’t hear the helicopter go out, but I know it did.
On Friday, I didn’t pray for the nurses, but I know they were ready.
On Friday, the life brought to them so swiftly across the skies was my best girlfriend’s daddy, Connie Mack Lindsey. Judy’s husband; Debbie, Kenny and Peggy’s dad, “Pop” to numerous adoring grandchildren, and a man I knew little, but admired much.

Peggy’s and my friendship spans twenty-one years, back to our earliest college days. I believe I first met Mr. Lindsey (“Call me Connie, Tina”) when she brought me with her on a family camping trip to the coast. This loud, large, somewhat wild Lindsey clan was a bit overwhelming yet entirely enthralling to me. I’d never seen a family so at ease with playing with each other, yelling at each other, caring for each other.

Connie took me out on the ocean in their boat; me, white-knuckled holding onto the boat; Peggy and Kenny looking completely at ease and arguing about the driving. I remember him teasing Peggy and me about going in circles while trying to navigate the canoe. I remember watching him work the grill, watching him drive the boat, watching him lay into Kenny for something (he was a young buck and needed it), watching him give some lovin’ to Judy.

That started two decades of watching him, because, honestly, I didn’t talk with him all that much. My husband, who’s known him half as long, has had more full conversations with him than I have; he was, after all, a “man’s man”. Obviously, from not growing up with him, I can look at him with a bit of rose-colored glasses. But I watched him be both firm and fair with Peggy. I watched him be protective of her. I watched everything he did with Peggy; every ruffle of her hair, every kiss on the top of her head; noticed every time he tossed her the keys or a teasing comment. I watched, because I wanted to know what a father / daughter relationship was supposed to be like. Peggy had such a great relationship with her Dad. It was healthy. She was so secure.

Connie had many gifts. Though I didn’t know him well, I know he was a man of few words but strong convictions and plenty of action. His faith was deep and not at all showy. His life was an example of a strong work ethic and unwavering devotion to family and friends. And, from what I saw over this last weekend, that devotion was returned to him - because if you could survive one of Connie’s practical jokes, I think that made you a friend for life.

I mostly remember him with a smile on his face working the grill with one arm and extending the other arm to give me a hug – or more accurately, a bear-like squeeze. In later years, it was followed by the firm handshake for Mark, the kind reserved for papa-bear types to remind a young man that yes, I like you, but you had better take care of that girl you’re married to.

I remember always feeling welcomed and accepted. And not only me; he made many people feel welcomed. He was gifted in doing that with people. I understand now that he was completely comfortable with himself…so he could then be welcoming and accepting of others.

He made his employees feel valued. Several traveled up to the hospital this weekend. Even though the family business has been passed to Kenny’s capable hands, their connection to Connie and Judy remained.

He made his grandchildren feel cherished. I can still hear in my mind, over and over again, the love and pride and adoration in their voices, each time one of Peggy’s kids referred to their “Pop”.

And he made his family feel loved. Connie left many gifts for his family, both tangible and intangible. But the greatest, I think, is this; they know that he loved them.

On their fortieth wedding anniversary, the Lindsey kids crafted an album for Connie and Judy, filled with letters from family and friends. So I got a chance to tell them how much I appreciated them and how I’ve learned about life, family and love from watching the two of them. The letter ended wishing them many more joy-filled anniversaries in the years to come, reaping all the wonderful benefits of the good things that they’ve sown.

It’s beyond sad that there won’t be any more anniversaries, but yes, Judy and the entire extended family, for generations to come, will reap the benefits from being loved by such a generous, kind, fun-loving, hard-working, spiritually mature and devoted husband and father.

We miss you already, Connie. But we know that your soul has now discovered was it is to be truly alive and completely well.

Usually my birthday is a mixture of sweetness and sorrow, and to find out why you’ll have the read the article I wrote last year at this time, back when I was a bona fide writer for the North State Voices column in the Enterprise – Record (I copied it below). But, all of you are long-time fans, and you’ve already read that column, right? Right.

So, to put a bit of a balm on what has been, at times, a bit of a confusing day for me, I’ve self-soothed by making it a tradition for my birthday to be my day, a day that I could do whatever I wanted. Usually that means I spend the whole day gardening. One year I spent the entire day scrapbooking. I could do nothing, if I wanted. It’s my day.

It slowly became apparent over the course of this week that this birthday would not follow the tradition, as my son laid out the list of everything he had planned for my birthday celebration - a list that included, interestingly enough, everything that he liked to do. One night as we tackled a post – dinner sink full of dirty dishes, my husband asked what I would like my day to look like, and offered to run a little interference, if needed, with child number one’s commandeering of my day. But strangely enough – and quite surprising to me – I was okay with not having MY day. I realized that I didn’t really want to be gone all day from my little family. A good portion of our day was already spoken for by a little league game, anyway. Maybe I could just go to the farmer’s market by myself, I suggested, and a little gardening in the afternoon.

So my birthday did not look like years past. But that wasn’t the sacrifice.

During the hour or so that I did get by myself – my “little piece of quiet” that every mom needs - I headed to the farmer’s market to buy tomato plants and fresh flowers, with one pretty significant detour. Hey, it was still my birthday, right? I had to treat myself to something special. So, to The Upper Crust I went. And it’s where you should go to, should you be in need of something special of the edible kind. There, or Mim’s, but Mim’s doesn’t serve coffee (which I happened to need this morning) or loose-leaf tea, which was my birthday present to myself.

The line was long as it always is on weekends, but everyone knows it’s worth the wait. The cases were stocked to overflowing, with cakes and plates of pastries spilling out onto the back counters, and still more cakes, freshly frosted, being brought out by the bakers and gently placed in the large refrigerators in the back corner. I knew immediately that Saint Honoratus of Amiens must be smiling on me for my birthday, because I found the absolute perfect treat for me – a raspberry peach scone. Not the incredible caramel oatmeal cake, or the chocolate éclairs, or the fresh butter croissants, but a raspberry peach scone.

And there was one left.

I willed each person in front of me to not order it, and then was content to just let my gaze wander over all the delicious delights.

The little bells on the door tinkled and in walked a family of four, the youngest members being two little girls. They were adorable. They had quite obviously accessorized themselves that morning because the little tiaras and various glittery things did not quite match the more sensible, weather-appropriate clothes mom or dad had put on them. They were out with mom and dad, they were twirling with excitement, they were wide-eyed at all the treats. I couldn’t help but smile at mom and dad, and laugh at the happy girls.
“Oooh, look at all the cookies!” mommy said.
“Cookies!” they said, clapping and jumping.
“And the muffins! Mommy said. “And the scones!”
“Oh! Oh!” cheered the youngest. “Daddy, can I have a scone? Please!”
“Sure, sweetie.” said the smiling, coffee-carrying daddy, kneeling down to put one arm around her. “There’s chocolate, and lemon, and blueberry, and raspberry peach –“
“Oh! Oh!” she breathed, eyes shining. “Raspberry peach! That’s what I want.”
“What are you getting?” she asked older sister, who had been selecting with mommy.
“A blueberry oatmeal muffin.” She said. “What are you getting?”
“A raspberry peach scone.”

Who can resist tiny, twirling, tiara-wearing little girls? Not me. Not even on my birthday.

As I was waiting for my tea, I received a lot of joy from watching her stand on tiptoe to reach the little plate with the last raspberry peach scone and carefully carry it over to the table. Then I went home to my own twirling, jumping with excitement , bright-eyed beauties. It was a great day.

Jane Doe recommends: Anything at Upper Crust. They only make the oatmeal caramel cake on the weekends. If you want raspberry peach scones, I suggest you get there early! If you don’t like the parking situation downtown, then go to Mim’s on Humboldt road, where there’s always plenty of room to park. These places know how to bake, and if you’re going to eat cake, you might as well eat the good stuff!

I’m sure you’ve figured out by now that I’ve been avoiding you…it was true, really, what I told you about our computer having some problems, and how incredibly busy I was during “birthday party season” at our house, and yes, both sets of wonderful parents did come to visit for a while, and then there were the few days that I was consumed with making sure I could avoid criminal prosecution (oh, did I forget to mention that? I’ll have to write about that later…)
But those aren’t the entire reasons why I’ve stayed away so long.

I know it’s going to be hard to hear, and I’ve never been known for tact, so I’ll just come right out and say it.
I have a new love.

As with most love affairs, this one is moving way too fast. And, also like most love affairs, it’s temporary. After all, baseball season is only three months long. If you’re in farm league, that is. Which my son is.

It’s a testament of my great love for boy child number one that he gets to play baseball. I carry a lot of trauma from suffering (no exaggeration, there) through seasons of my younger brother’s tee-ball games, then through years of watching him pitch for little league. I can remember feeling like I was going to get sick, I was so nervous for him out there on the mound. Already a less-than-exciting sport at those early levels, the hours just seemed to drag on and on and on. Remember, this was before walkmans, cell phones, ipods – it was aaaages ago.

So when boy child expressed his desire to play ball this year, I could barely suppress a groan. Soccer? You bet. Swim? No sweat. Basketball? Oh yeah. Baseball? Pleaseohpleasenotbaseball!!!

Softball was not in my repertoire of sports in high school. I refused to play it. I thought that girls who played softball were only quasi-athletes. (Okay! Okay! I was wrong! I’m just telling you what I thought way back then.) I mean, I can play baseball. I was forced to play enough in PE and family games that I even figured out I could switch hit – not surprising for a lefty in a right-handed world. But I never learned the finer points of correct form, never learned that it had strategy, and definitely never developed a love for the sport.

Until now, that is.

Daddy’s presence was required at the opening ceremonies of the new Sherwood Forest Disc Golf course – and the first baseball practice was scheduled at the same time. The e-mail coach sent out made it clear that parent participation was both needed and expected. So I grabbed my glove (of course I own a mitt! I am an American!) and followed my son on to the field.

It was….fun!

It was more than fun, it was…mystical, in a way. I felt like I was being given a sneak peak into something very special in a young boy’s life, this time called “little league”. We are so lacking in rites of passage in our society, so deficient that I wonder if this substitutes for one. How many thousands of boys (and girls, too, but I’m not writing about young ladies) are learning to “elephant swing” and “feed the monkey” and “coil like a cobra” this time of year? How many of their coaches learned the same things, decades ago? If we passed down our love and values and morals as actively and enthusiastically as we pass down the correct way to hold a bat, maybe our families (and thus our society) would be healthier than it is today.

I mused on this as I was checking each boy’s grip and stance at station one. The coach I was assisting quickly instructed me in the proper grip, swing and stance, the common mistakes the boys make and how to correct them. I had to take a couple of swings myself, of course. I felt a little giddy. I knew how to correctly hold a bat! (You gotta line up the knuckles correctly.) I didn’t have to fake any enthusiasm while holding the hit-stick; when I heard the distinct sound that meant the player had connected correctly, the words of encouragement came pouring out from the coach and me.

The next practice I learned about throwing- how to hold the ball, how to “swing – step – throw”, how to play around the clock. My son’s probably wishing I wasn’t at practices, because now I’m a stickler about warming up, correct stance and correct glove position when catching. I tell him to “get a dirty glove” on the grounders and to “look it in” all the way to the mitt.

There’s a lot to know and practice, so you can see where my time’s going. Those afternoon hours of cold winter days are being put to a different use than pounding on the keyboard; now I’m pounding on a mitt. I’ve got important things to pass on, like "take time to set up" , "look where you want the ball to go", and "remember, we win as a team, and lose as a team".

Good advice for baseball. Great advice for life.

Jane Doe Thanks

All the coaches giving their time for youth sports, all the parents supporting their kids playing sports, and all the businesses sponsoring teams so the leagues can exist. Having the opportunity to play sports almost year-round is just one more positive thing about raising your kids in Chico.

An extra special thanks to the firefighters from the station by Wildwood Park, who brought over several arm loads of towels for the kids to dry off with after they were absolutely soaked to the bone from the unexpected deluge on Friday afternoon. A lot of boys would have been even colder if not for those warm, dry towels. Now that’s going above and beyond the call of duty. Thanks, guys! Sorry you ended up with the extra laundry, but we sure appreciated those towels.

We’ve discussed making choices in life, and not being fooled by outer glamor and overlooking inner quality.

We’ve discussed the difficulty and the commitment needed to make change in our lives.

But this next issue is miles above those in importance. You may need to sit down in order to handle this information.
Ready? Okay (deep breath) here we go. I hate to be the one to tell you, but….

Our ice cream supply is in jeopardy.

I know, I feel a bit woozy myself just typing that phrase, but it’s true.

It’s all because of the bees. I’m sure you’ve read articles about the difficulties these fuzzy insects are facing – varroa mites, vectors, colony collapse disorder. The number of bees (and therefore their pollinating ability) is dropping drastically.

It’s pretty serious.

When it was only affecting our cotton, almonds, fruits and vegetables, well, you know, we could adjust. But now… read for yourself.

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Haagen-Dazs is warning that a creature as small as a honeybee could become a big problem for the premium ice cream maker's business.
At issue is the disappearing bee colonies in the United States, a situation that continue to mystify scientists and frighten foodmakers.
That's because, according to Haagen-Dazs, one-third of the U.S. food supply - including a variety of fruits, vegetables and even nuts - depends on pollination from bees.
Haagen-Dazs, which is owned by Nestle, said bees are actually responsible for 40% of its 60 flavors - such as strawberry, toasted pecan and banana split.
"These are among consumers' favorite flavors," said Katty Pien, brand director with Haagen-Dazs.
"We use 100% all natural ingredients like strawberries, raspberries and almonds which we get from California. The bee problem could badly hurt supply from the Pacific Northwest," Pien said
Pien said Haagen-Dazs is hoping scientists get a breakthrough in this mystery soon. Otherwise, she said, the company may have to "re-examine the flavors that we currently offers our customers."
"We have to ensure that we have enough supply to maintain our variety," she said.
Additionally, a supply shortage of key ingredients could push up retail prices for its products, she said.
Pien said the company is donating $250,000 to both Pennsylvania State University and the University of California, Davis to fund research into the bee colony collapse disorder (CCD).
She said Haagen-Dazs is also rushing to raise consumer awareness about the problem by launching a new flavor this spring called Vanilla Honey Bee.
"We'll use part of the sales from this flavor help the honeybees," she said.
"This is the first time that Haagen-Dazs has adopted a cause like this," said Pien. "We are taking this very, very seriously because it impacts not just our brand but the entire food industry."

Jane Doe Thanks
Dr. Bill Hoover for sending this article to me. Dr. Hoover is definitely an above-average citizen, highly educated, well-read and traveled, quite informed, nationally aware, a great teacher; also affable, a talented craftsman, always willing to lend a helping hand and all-around extraordinary individual.
(I probably should mention that he also happens to be my father-in-law. Minor detail.)

It’s there, all right. Now we know why they built the porch over it.

It appears that the slab didn’t fare so well, since it’s broken into about six pieces. Possibly the prep work wasn’t done correctly, so the ground sunk a bit, and then the slab broke.

It seems that instead of fixing the concrete, the porch was built over it. Or, maybe they built the porch and then some time later the concrete broke. Maybe the construction of the porch caused the concrete to crack. Who knows?
The people who do know what happened and why are long gone. It may not even matter why it happened….we still have a broken slab of concrete that we have to deal with, and who knows what awaits us under the rest of the porch? Spiders and centipedes and uh, more spiders, oh my.
So we didn’t create this problem – it came from history. But we inherited it (bought it, actually), so we get to deal with it.

Sums up a lot of problems, doesn’t it?

A lot of “stuff” in life we didn’t cause ourselves, but we still get to deal with the effects of it. And sometimes the people who could do a little explaining of what happened just are not available for some reason or another.

So, when we finally notice that something in our personal life, for example, is not working well anymore, and we decide to change and are brave enough to ask for help, and start to pull off those old rotting boards in hopes of putting something new and functional down….who knows what we’re going to find buried underneath all of that decaying wood? It could be stuff that was broken decades ago that was attractively covered all of these years. It might not even be something that you played a part in breaking. You’re stuck with the pieces. Then you’re face to face with the rest of the porch, wondering, do I even want to go there? What else may I have to deal with? Is it worth all the work I’ll have to do?

This applies in so many situations, not just in our personal lives. I had a conversation with someone recently trying to fix something broken in our community. He was discouraged (but not surprised) to find out some people don’t want it fixed. They’re like the nail that refuses to be part of the new porch, the broken piece of concrete that refuses to come out so a new and functional pad can be poured for future generations.

There’s a lot of disrepair all around us – in ourselves, our marriages, relationships, community, country, world…it can be a bit discouraging. I know I felt a bit discouraged when we tackled that old porch, only to find underneath it a bunch of broken concrete that will take an enormous amount of effort to fix.

But then I saw what had been going on under the porch, all those years.

Leaves had blown in through the cracks in the wood. Settling down into the dark and dank environment and being undisturbed for so long, they had deteriorated into the most beautiful compost – moist, crumbly, dark, pebble-free leaf mold. The kind you pay a lot of money for at garden stores to amend hard and unresponsive soil, to turn it into the kind you can plant in. If we had not torn down the porch, I would never have known that “black gold” was there. It would have stayed buried under the rot, slowly making more compost as the years went on, just waiting for someone to come and change the old rotten porch, then scoop it up and use it to make new things grow.

The Jane Doe Regular Ordinary Citizen Heroes*** Award goes to.....
All of the people who turned out to help at the Sherwood Forest Kid's Disc Golf Course . These R.O.C.H's*** dug holes, lugged rocks, hauled water, poured concrete and did whatever dusty and dirty work was needed to get the course ready for play. This is a completely ordinary citizen driven project. Much applause to those who jumped through hoops and make the changes needed so our kids have another venue to be playing out in nature. Applause also to those who donated talent to make the project artistic and and cold hard cash, because, well, that's always needed to get things done.

***R.O.C.H. pronounced "rock" as in, "you regular ordinary citizen hero, you are a rock in our community, a pillar of strength and decency", and "you rock!" as in you are awesome!! Clever, eh?
Oh, to be named as a Jane Doe ROCH, it's the ultimate compliment in life.
The Few, The Proud, The Jane Doe R.O.C.H.s.

This change took some physical effort because we tore down part of our old, sagging, rotting, safety-liability (we do carry insurance), full-of-splinters back porch.
This was, at one time, a pretty nice porch. I’m not sure how long ago – probably about two decades would be my guess. It’s constructed of long redwood planks. The fiberglass roof has survived many, many storms –the little beds of moss growing in between the panels act like an organic superglue. We could see when we bought the house that it would need to be replaced, and it’s finally gotten to the point where we can’t put it off any longer.
Dad and Son pulled off the planks, then I took care of the nails in them and stacked the boards in a different part of the yard. My job gave me a pretty close look at the nails.
At first I was just pounding them over so no one would step on a nail sticking out of the wood. But then I started thinking about what a waste that was! These were nice nails! Thick, long, strong, straight. The porch failed, but not because of the nails. They did their job of holding that porch together for a long time, through sun and storm. I remembered a book I read once about a family during the depression, and the dad was teaching the son to hammer a nail in straight, so years later you could pull it out straight, so you could reuse it. So I decided to see how many nails I could pound out straight, just to see if I could wield a hammer with any kind of skill.
Since I have the topic of change on the brain, I started thinking about those nails. They were a great picture of being resistant to change. I had a little conversation with one and it went like this:
Nail: “Hey! What are you doing! You are pounding me the wrong way!”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry. We’re tearing out this porch and I’m trying to save you so I can reuse you.”
N: “What! What do you mean you are tearing out this porch? This house needs this porch!”
Me: “Well….the porch isn’t useful anymore, because it’s not safe, so we have to change it. But don’t worry, we’re building another porch, and you can help hold that porch up.”
N: “But we’ve always had THIS porch! I’m not leaving this board!”
Me: “Well, you can stay with this board and be thrown into the junk pile and taken to the dump, or you can stay around and be useful in the new porch.”
N: “I don’t want to be a part of another porch! I gave the best years of my life to this porch. I remember when this porch was new and I remember the storm of ’98, and without this porch this patio would be a mess!”
Me: “Look, we know we still need a porch. We just need to change it to make it work better.”
N: “I can’t change. I’m a part of this board and that’s just how I am.”
Me: “Fine.” (Wham!)

I know that’s pretty silly, but it got me thinking about how resistant people can be to change, even when it’s necessary or for the common good. It got me thinking about how resistant I can be towards change, especially when I'm focused on my own one little board. Take the word “porch” out of the above “dialogue” and insert your own word having to do with your work place, or significant relationship, or your pet political or religious beliefs or a character flaw you struggle with…..we all can be pretty resistant to change.
The best part of the porch-destruction adventure wasn’t the nails, though. It was the cement. That part will have to wait until tomorrow.

I have no leeway in this area; I simply stop functioning if I don’t get the right amount of sleep. So even though I started out this latest blog series dissing on New Year’s resolutions, I will say “getting enough sleep each night” is a resolution worth keeping.

If that’s one of your resolutions, keep it up! Jane supports you all the way. And we all know that actions speak louder than words, so even though I had a great blog to write about some changes we made this weekend….it will have to wait.

Goodnight!

Anyway, I’d like to take credit for all of the leading presidential nominees using the word “change” so much in their speeches, but the truth is they’ve been saying it for about half a year now and I’ve only blogged on it about 4 times. Even if there is a big shift in the way politics is done in Washington with a newly elected leader (and if you believe that, please be under 21 so I can credit it to youthful inexperience. If over 21, see me about a field I have for sale)…even if there is some change, what won’t change is politicking…the way people get elected.
We received not one, not two, but five prerecorded phone calls from candidates and even a candidate’s spouse. (Isn’t it fun that I have to write “spouse” instead of wife? Because it’s possible, for the first time ever in our young history that the spouse could be a man.) Five calls – and our name is on the “do-not-call” list! I was so ticked by the fourth call – which told me nothing positive about the candidate, only horrific and panicking things about the candidate’s main opponent – that I actually listened to the whole thing and wrote down the number given at the end of the message. Which shows how naïve I still am about politics, because I really thought there would be someone on the other end of the line. It was – ta da! – an answering machine. So I told them exactly what I thought about their phone calls, that it made me even more convinced to vote for the opponent, and do not call me anymore!!!
I got the fifth call the next morning.
Somehow, they didn’t get the message.

***Jane Doe Warns***
Don’t read any further if unless you enjoy brainy type of stuff – very mild, since that’s about what my brain can handle - or unless you enjoy provoking people to arguments with shocking statements like “America is not a democracy”.
I copied the paragraphs below from this guy:

“DAVID N. MAYER is Professor of Law and History at Capital University in Columbus, Ohio, where he teaches courses in American constitutional history, English and American legal history, and intellectual property (copyright and unfair trade practices law), as well as a seminar in Libertarianism and the Law.”

He has a lot of law-related topics on his site that I found thought-provoking. But if you delve deeper and find he’s some kind of corporate sleaze or cloaked Socialist or something, don’t come whining to me about it. I’m not promoting him and I’m certainly not claiming to have run a CIA background check on him, I just found these paragraphs interesting, okay?

And his web site is:

http://users.law.capital.edu/dmayer/index.asp

And what Mr. Mayer says is:

"The United States of America is not a democracy. Let me emphasize that – THE UNITED STATES IS NOT A DEMOCRACY! America’s Founders understood well the evils of democracy and deliberately created a system of government that was not democratic but rather republican. The form of government in the United States (both the national government and the government of each of the 50 states) is not a democracy but a republic. Indeed, it is most accurately described as a “limited-government constitutional republic.”
The difference is not merely semantic. The word “republic” comes from the Latin phrase res publica, which means, literally, “the public thing(s).” It generally refers to a representative form of government, one in which the people’s representatives (chosen either directly or indirectly by them) govern but not the people themselves. (Such was the form of government, in theory at least, of the ancient Roman republic.) “Democracy,” on the other hand, is derived from the Greek words demos and kratein, which when combined mean, loosely, “the people rule.” Democracy thus is synonymous with direct rule by the people, or more accurately, by a majority of the people. "
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"Another “Progressive” era political reform that has undermined republican government in the United States was the popular referendum. Beginning in the early 20th century, many state constitutions were changed, to give the people (that is, the majority of those voting at a given election) the power, directly, to recall their elected representatives or to bypass them altogether by initiating or approving legislation. Today, many important issues that ought to be determined, if at all, by legislative bodies are being determined instead by popular election. Both major parties and both sides of the traditional political spectrum – both conservatives and left-liberals alike – are guilty of using the popular referendum to bypass the legislature (and all the checks on popular impulses that the representative system provides) and to directly enact “special interest” legislation, favorable to their constituents’ pet causes. "

If only it was as easy as the Beatles make it sound.
I’m not sure why, but for most of us it sure is difficult to ask for help. But if you want something to change, sometimes you gotta ask for help.
I think it’s hard because so many of us take a lot of time and energy crafting a glossy exterior. If you ask for help in an area it kind of takes the luster off.
Well, lemme tell ya, we’ve all got flaws in the paint job. And from a pretty early age I think we start trying on different personas to figure out what covers up dings and scratches.
Personas like Party Animal, Wild Thing, Philosopher, Know it All, Womanizer, Rebel, Tough Guy, Loner. Or ones like Rescuer, Enabler, Peacemaker, Criticizer. Or Never-Can-Be-Pleased, or Never-Show-My-True-Self, or No, Everything’s Fine, or Stuff-It-All-Down-Inside-Me…the list goes on and on. I’m sure there are very psychological names for all of those, but you’re not paying me enough to research it and use the proper terms. Come to think of it, I don’t think you’re paying me at all. Freeloader. That’s definitely another one.

One of the most difficult personas to let go of, I think, is that of Victim. Maybe this is because it’s valid, it’s authentic – when something bad happens to you because of the choices of another human (or sometimes subhuman), you are indeed a victim. But you don’t have to stay one. For sure, get a counselor to help you scratch and fight your way out of that one because it can be really difficult. I personally took the 10 year, 3 counselor and one psychiatrist plan, but I don’t recommend it. Maybe you didn’t choose to become a victim, but you definitely choose to stay one (ouch, that hurt).

If we’re going to change, sometimes it means we’ve got to outgrow these facades. Sometimes we even know they don’t fit anymore, but they are just so hard to peel off, like an old, sun-beaten sticker practically baked into your rear bumper. If you peel it off, won’t you be taking some of the car with it? If I’ve been allowing myself to act a certain way for so long, do I even know the real person behind the fake one anymore?

My personal favorite that I’m currently dealing with is: “I can take care of this myself.” This is a great quality to have, and in a lot of ways it’s served me well. But there is a negative side to it, which is..well, thinking you can always take care of things yourself.

I recently asked for help with something, something that I finally realized that I could not tackle on my own despite years of trying. (And no I’m not going to tell you what it is).
Honestly, I think I was in a little bit of denial about how bad it was. (Imagine that.)
And when I finally went for help I kinda thought I was being pretty brave.
But now that my head is clearing a bit, I realize that I should have asked for help years ago and made this change sooner.
It’s not that I’m being brave now, as much as that I was being so dumb for so long!

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN TODAY,
I NEVER NEEDED ANYBODY'S HELP IN ANY WAY.
BUT NOW THESE DAYS ARE GONE, I'M NOT SO SELF ASSURED,
NOW I FIND I'VE CHANGED MY MIND I'VE OPENED UP THE DOORS.***

Jane Doe Thanks:
The really nice and really fun people (some from Chico, some from Orland) who were up sledding near Forest Ranch Elementary school! What a beautiful day – all you superbowl couch potatoes missed out on the perfect snow day. I hope “Uncle’s” pulled muscle is feeling better after his wild ride (remember – Rest, Ice, and lots of motrin!). This very cool (but not cold) group of people took turns catching each other’s kids and sharing sledding boards and calling out encouragement, and about 50% of it was in Spanish which was great for my beginning Spanish learner to hear. They displayed a true neighborly attitude – something you don’t experience all the time anymore.

***(Lennon/McCartney) From the Beatles album "Help"

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.”

The only reason why I bring up this inconvenient truth (wait…is that a copyrighted phrase?) is that so many of us live as though we’ve forgotten it.
It can take a long time, with a lot of frustration, for us to finally believe it.
For example, we want to lose weight, but we don’t want to change what we eat, how we eat, where we eat or why we eat.
We want to have a better relationship with our spouse or children, but we won’t change how we communicate, how we act or how we spend our time.
We want to be healthier people, but we won’t forgive someone who has hurt us, read a life-skills book or go to counseling (which, I don’t blame you, because it can be hard to find a good counselor).
No wonder so many of us live mixed up, insane lives.

If I want something to be different in my life, my family, my community, my nation…I have to do something different. Not my spouse, or my kids, or my boss…me.
Usually we think about how other people need to change. It may be true that they need to change. But don’t try to make them. You’re wasting your energy. You can only change yourself.

Why are humans so hardwired to resist change? There must be some evolutionary reason for it. Hmmm. Self-preservation, maybe? The one who ventures off alone meets danger without the protection of the pack. Fear of the unknown, maybe?

Change is not easy, darn it. Change – even a small change – takes some effort. Mental, emotional, physical, spiritual EFFORT. Big changes take A LOT of effort. It's work!

I’m not talking about rearranging. Rearranging is not change. It’s just taking junk from one pile and moving it to a different pile (and sometimes hiding it under the next pile). Rearranging happens a lot….in relationships, in our personal lives, in government.
I’m talking about alterations; where you tuck, pin, cut, and sew to alter the shape and fit of the garment, and you can’t make it go back to what it was before.

So are we all just lazy when we won’t make the effort to change?
Maybe some of us are lazy, but I think most of us are just impatient and…what’s the right word….misguided, maybe.

We want change to happen quickly, but it is a sloooowwww process. It’s an undertaking that includes failure and setbacks. And for most of us, floundering through a lot of failure is not on our list of favorite activities, right? Not on my list, anyway.

We’re misguided in that we spend our mental, emotional, physical and spiritual energy on things that don’t matter. After the expenditures of daily living and work - I mean, most of us are busy, busy people - we take the remaining energy that we do have and instead of spending it on relationships, introspection, health and growth we spend it on.....Television. Gossip. Movies. Porn. Video games. Bars. Celebrity magazines. Shopping. You know, any of those things that suck energy out of you, but don’t give you anything in return. They may provide immediate satisfaction, but what’s the long term gain?

What an uplifting blog. According to the quote above most of us act insane, and now I’ve made us depressed as well!
I think it’s time for a change.

It’s not that I wish you bad. In fact, I do wish you success. That is, if you do want to succeed. I’m leaving open the possibility that you don’t want to succeed; the passive-aggressive and self-sabotagers among us fall into that category.

I know from cruel, personal experience that people are more open to listen to advice when they’ve blown it. When you feel like you’ve got it all together, you don’t need to listen to anyone else, because you are just cruuuuising, dig?

But if your goal is to maintain your New Year’s resolution, then there’s just one little truth I’d like to ever-so-humbly remind you of.

If you want something to change, you have to do something different.

Ponder that for a minute. It’s so simple it’s easy to move over it rather quickly and not let the profound truth sink in.

It’s more poetically phrased in one of my favorite quotes:

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.”***

This does apply to many, many areas in our lives – not all, but many.

You cannot keep on doing the same thing and expect things to change.

Profound. At least to my simple brain.

*** I diligently searched for the author of that statement so I could give credit to him/her, but found opposing viewpoints….most people attribute it to Albert Einstein, but another large group attributes it to Rita Mae Brown. Since I get this info off the internet, they could both be wrong. But I did try.