From outside the box

I never liked the term "public servants." The only public servants are those who serve for little or no pay, such as city councilors and many board members. When you consider the perks and life time benefits that many politicians receive for only a few years of service, isn't it really the public that is in their service?

Most of us, in private, are not politically correct at all. We have an unspoken agreement to act that way around each other.

Why is it that when men cheat on women, they are jerks but when women cheat on men it is because they are not getting their needs met?

A great quote from my older brother Dan, one of the greatest philosophers of all time....a "Danism" if you will...."I'm not afraid to fly, it's the falling that scares the hell out of me!"

There are two kinds of people in the world....and I'm not one of them.

Don't companys know that when they send out christmas cards to clients, they go straight to the trash can?

If being vegetarian is not healthy, then why are the largest and oldest living animals on earth vegetarians?

My favorite Andy Rooney quote..."Why is it that the more wrong somebody is, the louder they talk?"

Rap music is not music, it's just bad poetry put to a beat.

Why are we afraid of ghosts? Aren't we all just ghosts in a body?

Another "Danism"....Once I asked Dan if he had ever ridden on a horse. He said, "No, I've always felt that if they stay off my back, I'll stay off theirs."

They say that when you get too stressed or angry, you should run or punch a punching bag or do something physical. That's boloney, try this...Pick up 11 items at the grocery store and go thru the check out line that is for "10 items or less"....trust me, you'll feel better instantly!

I don't like to travel abroad....too many foreigners

Don't you hate it when you get a speeding ticket and as the cop leaves he says, "Have a good day." Is he just being a wise ass?

Isn't it bad luck to be superstitious?

Last month I saved all my junk mail for one week and weighed it. It came to 16 ounces, or one pound. That's 52 lbs. of junk mail a year for one household. If there are 100 million households in the U.S. that is....damn, my calculator won't go that high.

Big feet and big noses run in my family. So do nylon stockings.

What is so "special' about being retarded?

Why is a hangover always called a "bad hangover?" Is there such a thing as a "good hangover?"

Why are liberals so big on everybody voting when it's always republicans getting elected?

I'll finish here with another "Danism"....Once I made a remark about how beautiful the women were that worked in the hospital. Dan came back with, "Yea, it's enough to make you sick!"