From outside the box

You are a "dog person" if you do at least 5 out of these 10 things for your dog/dogs........

1. Feed your dog human food/treats at least once a day.

2. Let your dog sleep on your bed.

3. Take your dog with you in the car whenever possible.

4. When you have to leave your dog at home, you explain (to your dumbass dog) in detail where your going, when you'll be back, and then you apologize for not taking him/her.

5. You skip a chance to get away for the weekend because the "right person" isn't available to watch your dog.

6. You can't walk by another dog without petting or talking to him/her.

7. Give more to animal causes than to human causes.

8. Leave the air conditioning or heater on all day for your dog when he/she is home alone.

9. Put bottled water in their water bowl instead of tap water.

10. Besides his/her regular name, your dog has a last name and at least two nicknames.

I must confess, I do all ten, that's how I came up with these. I really gotta get a life.....