Another Smokey Sunday
Humor alert!!!!
Another hot, smokey, and humid Sunday....what to do, what to do.... My first thought was to take my dog out to the tree farm for a Sunday morning stroll, but then I remembered the problem out there with rattlesnake bites. If I could just get my dumb ass dog to quit biting rattlesnakes, we could go out there again. So I decided to go to the local neighborhood park. Imagine how exciting it was for a furry creature romping around the park, chasing squirrels up trees, approaching strange women to get a pat on the head, eating an old hot dog somebody left on the ground by a picnic table, and pissing on bushes and trees. I tell you, I had so much fun, I wished I had remembered to bring my dog. I would have stayed out longer except for the smoke issue. Soon after I got home, closed up the house, and turned on the AC, my eyes quit bleeding. I tell you, this smoke is hazardous stuff. I'll be happy when I can go outside for a cigarette without my lungs hurting from all the crap in the air.
Comments
Now that's what I call appropriate blogging, you know, like your friends said, stick to what you really know about, pissing on trees, waiting for pats on your head from the ladies, etc. Now you are back in the box - not outside the box, I like you here, I think.
Joe's reply....Whenever I write humorous stuff, I have this fear that nobody will get it and if you don't get it, it ends up sounding really weird....glad you get me
Posted by: JMurray | July 6, 2008 05:06 PM
that was hilarious
Posted by: becky | July 9, 2008 07:46 PM
It seems to me, you have a fairly sophisticated audience, so don't worry about their not getting it.
Congrats on all of the quality comments your receive.
Posted by: Celeste Van Anda | July 19, 2008 07:30 PM