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February 16, 2006
A peek into the future...
Headlines from the year 2029!
Ozone created by electric cars killing millions.
Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 100 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George "Z" Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 85 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines
Posted by Post Scripts at February 16, 2006 01:23 PM
Comments
Great list! You forgot:
Trillions spent on education yet record numbers of 55 year old high school seniors still unable to graduate due to failures in basic reading skills testing.
Posted by: Tina Salisbury at February 16, 2006 09:53 PM
This is very funny. It can't happen because Al Gore says we will all be dead in 10 years. LOL
Posted by: Toby Stahler at February 17, 2006 06:17 AM