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June 08, 2006
Terrorist Boss Announces Retirement - (PG rated)
by Jack Lee
SPECIAL EDITION
Abu Musab Al Zarqawi leaves post as Al Qaeda's #1 in Iraq ...
but before he just fades away into history, the U.S. military in Iraq convinced him to swing by the White House, just to confirm his retirement from bombings, kidnappings and beheadings.In a hastily called news conference, Bush hailed Zarqawi's sudden retirement from the Al Qaeda organization and terrorism, as probably the best thing he could have done at this time for Iraq and for the world. Bush said, "We were extremely pleased to make it possible for you too!"
Zarqawi had little to say, but the expression on his face said it all and so did the smile on Bush's face. As a jesture of good will, Zarqawi left Bush with abundant records detailing his operation and terrorist contacts.
In Baghdad, Iraqi policemen danced in the street. In other areas of Iraq, Al Qaeda members wailed, their cries were often mixed with the background sound of heavy tanks rolling up to their doorstep with a special condolence message from G. W. Bush.
Good-bye Al...Hellooooo Osama
Note: The Enterprise Record does not necessarily endorse nor represent the views expressed in this free speech area. The views and content noted here are soley those of the author, Jack Lee. Further, the photo shown is not real and no dead bodies were harmed in the making of this post.
I just thought I would put that little disclaimer in there in case anyone wanted to complain about this article... Jack
Posted by Post Scripts at June 8, 2006 07:57 AM
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From our friends at NewsMax.com
Democrats Irked Over Zarqawi's Death
Grass-roots Democrats weighing in on several popular liberal Web sites Thursday morning said that they were troubled by reports that al Qaida's top operational terrorist, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, had been killed in a U.S. air strike.
Reacting to the news, one visitor to the Daily Kos complained that using military force to kill Zarqawi "violates everything my America stands for."
"It violates the rule of law and invokes the rule of force in what should be a criminal, not a military, matter."
Another Daily Kos'er was irked because he thought the news would benefit President Bush:
"No doubt Karl Rove will have the sock puppet president acting as if he personally dropped the bomb that killed that jackass," he wrote. "But other than a couple of photo ops of Bush looking cocky, it does nothing because two more tin-plated Zarqawi's will pop up."
A third Kos poster suggested that there was little difference between the top al-Qaida terrorist and the leader of the free world, writing: "Now [that] we are rid of one murderous tyrant - how about the removal of another one - believed hiding in a safe-house at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?"
Over at the Democratic Underground, reaction to news of Zarqawi's death was also negative:
"Convenient too that this would happen now," complained one DU'er: "Guess we should just all forget about that Haditha mess, the fact that we are approaching 2,500 dead and the fact that our economy is in big trouble."
Another DU poster said that killing the al-Qaida chief really wasn't such a big deal, insisting: "Zarqawi was a fringe group of al-Qaida, and definitely not responsible for the bulk of the insurgency and civil war now occurring in Iraq. Any gains that they hope to receive will be short-lived when reality strikes home."
Posted by: Coffeesnob at June 8, 2006 10:22 AM
In keeping with the left wing policy of "never say anything positive" I heard one lefty on CNN this AM going off on President Bush being a "killer". It is no wonder the left has no credibility. While the death of one whack job does not signify the end of terrorism the event should be noted as a positive improvement. I guess blind hatred of our government and our soldiers knows no limit. It is a policy that will keep costing them elections no matter how much mud they sling.
Posted by: Ron Acevedo at June 8, 2006 12:08 PM
Whatever I can do to humiliate, denegrate, insult, chastise, or obstruct, impede or damage terrorism, Al Qeada, their leadership, followers or sympathisers, hey, I'm your man and I'm glad to do it! I think I can safely speak for Mike, Nick, Justin, Tom, Toby, Tina and many others who participate on this site, as I'm sure they would too!
That's why I almost puked when Nicolaus Berg's father, now a Green Party candidate for Congress, said he was more upset at Bush than Al Zarkawi, the guy that beheaded his son! Berg Sr. added, he really didn't know if Al Zarkawi even did it (note to Berg Sr: It was on video around the world and Zarkawi is holding the knife sawing your kid's head off for Al Jazeera news) and he really didn't know if Al Zarkawai was such a bad guy?
Hey...I have no sympathy for this fool, he is a worthless piece of fecies that should never again grace an American ballot. If I could have my way I would personally escort that jerk to the nearest US border and throw him out right along with every idiot liberal that agrees with him, including Cindy Sheehan.
Geez, that rant felt good...just wished I could have posted my X rated version, it was 100 times better! lol
Posted by: Jack lee at June 8, 2006 12:35 PM
I can't find the words to describe my disgust with Berg's statement.
I think Berg's displaced hatred of Bush when Al Zarkawi is a cold blooded cruel murderer of his son just proved the Michael Savage theory that liberalism is a mental disease.
Berg appears to have a terminal case.
There's a special place in hell for Al-Zarkawi, and it doesn't include 72 virgins.
Posted by: toodles at June 8, 2006 01:45 PM
Jack, right on!
Posted by: Toby Stahler at June 10, 2006 09:30 AM