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September 22, 2006
Smiling Bob Wilts - Enzyte Fraud Exposed
It's been reported "Smiling Bob" was home late last night, embraced in a moment of passion with his wife, when the 11 O'clock news came on, "Government investigator's raid Enzyte factory!" Turns out it was all a huge fraud! Enzyte doesn't work... and there is no such product as a male enhancement drug that will grow anything except your imagination.
Links to this story are here and here and this one in particular that tells about the indictment.
Here is one more just for good measure You know what? It's almost hard to type this story without some sort of pun coming up in every line.
If any good came from of it, it was purely that placebo effect. The owners of Enzyte are being charged with the theft of millions in unauthorized credit card charges by customers, who were lured into giving up the credit card information in exchange for a free trial offer. Smiling Bob, was stunned. His smile turned down and he went limp hearing the terrible news. He knew his career was over and now he felt pretty small knowing he had been duped into playing the straight man for these phony commercials. Just days earlier, his career was looking up, but now all that has been reversed. He is becoming the butt of water cooler jokes.
That was the news late last night and since then Bob has shrunken from sight. His publicist said, "Bob has withdrawn from further publicity and remains in seclusion.
Yes folks, it appears Enzyte was a total fraud and the business owners were simply stretching the truth to making millions from gullible people. That is the long and short of this story. Sadly, there is no upside to this news here because so many millions of customers have simply been let down.
Posted by Post Scripts at September 22, 2006 11:31 AM
Comments
Well that's certainly deflating news.
Posted by: Toodles at September 22, 2006 03:31 PM
I hope it doesn't hurt the November Erections.
Posted by: SmilingGolfer at September 22, 2006 06:50 PM
This explains the recent drop in democrat pole numbers.
Posted by: Tina at September 23, 2006 07:47 AM
Just another one of your "family friendly editorials?" Good, clean, conservative conversation and observations? And they talk about us liberals...ha! ha!
Posted by: metallicsky at September 24, 2006 01:09 PM
Metallicsky, the content here IS no more controversial than the commericial we're poking fun at. So, why are you so testy with us, were you one of the victims? If so, you have our sympathies. Please try to hang in there until you can get something that works.
Posted by: Jack at September 24, 2006 11:59 PM
How about a link to the story?
Posted by: Josh at September 25, 2006 04:45 PM
Josh, Jack posted two links...the first just worked for me.
Posted by: Tina at September 25, 2006 09:36 PM
Hey Metal, guess which editorial was choosen for the Monday paper? lol
Posted by: Jack at September 27, 2006 06:15 PM
Yes Jack, I saw that.
Congratulations on being one of "the chosen ones."
You and your "family friendly" crew are very, very funny.
Hey, wait a minute, it must be that placebo effect.
Posted by: metallicsky at September 27, 2006 09:43 PM