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November 21, 2006

DEMOCRAT CONVENTION SCHEDULE

Agenda for the 2008 Democrat convention

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning 7:15 P.M. Pledge of
allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and optional worship.
Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender"
-- French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:20 P.M. Collection to "Benefit Osama Bin Laden" kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan: "To Free Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay", Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. "Why I hate the Military", a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan (the Rat) Rather presented "Truth in Broadcasting Award", by Michael Moore.

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers, Howard Dean& nbsp;

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals", John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

Posted by Post Scripts at November 21, 2006 03:44 PM

Comments

7am: go on internet and find a congressional page to molest
8am: via satellite: Jack Abramoff financial tips!
9am: Speaker Hastert, on ways to cover up internet predators
10 am Ann Coulter speaking of rigging elections and voting out of precinct
11am meet the congressional page and molest
noon "lunch" (see 11 am)
1pm Ted Haggard - evangelical leader on the immorality of gay sex and use of methamphetamine
2pm Dick Cheney - hunting tips
3pm Dubya and motivational "stay the course" lecture
4 pm Brownie, on how to respond to hurricanes, after his heck of a job in New Orleans/Katrina
5 pm closing pep talk of "Mission Accomplished, Iraqi citizens view us as liberators!
5:30PM Have Ken Mehlman call up male prostitutes
5:45PM Have Karl Rove pick up meth in the back of hotel
6:00PM Meet for love fest with male prostitutes and meth in Marriott room 603 (Dobson's room)
7:00PM Special evening motivational speech by Rush Limbaugh on the threat of immoral drug addicts to society!!!

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2006 05:01 PM

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