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November 17, 2006

Student Tasered In Library (The News As It Should Have Been Writen)

by Jack "Spoofing the news" Lee

From the LA Times as re-written by yours truly: A spoiled brat college student got exactly what he deserved when he was finally shocked with a Taser gun by a campus police officer. This brat assumed he was being singled out during an ID check because of his Middle Eastern appearance, his ambulance chasing lawyer said, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

Attorney Stephen "the Bagman" Yagman said he plans to file a federal civil rights lawsuit accusing the UCLA police of "brutal excessive force." He's hoping to make some really big bucks out this farce. Yagman is looking for every absurd technicality to justify his rediculous lawsuit, this includes an allegation of false arrest stemming from the Tuesday night incident at a campus library.

Ambulance Chaser Yagman's pathetic client, Mostafa "the brat" Tabatabainejad, was shocked only after he resisted police and started yelling to incite other to come to his aid. Yagman, the ambulance chaser, failed to tell the media that the police were only doing a routine walk thru of the libary and ID verification. This is something they have done for years for student security. It was NOT profiling, but it looks like Mostafa wasn't smart enough to figure that out before he started acting like a fool.

Yagman said Tabatabainejad (the brat) repeatedly declined to produce his school ID because he wrongly thought he was being targeted because of his appearance. The 23-year-old senior is of Iranian descent but is a U.S.-born resident of Los Angeles and why this is of any interest to anyone is beyond me. He wasn't charged with being an Iranian-American, he was charged with resisting an arrest, but I suppose this ethnic reference will create some sympathy among certain groups looking for a reason to blame police for something.

After Police spoke very patiently and for a number of minutes with Tabatabainejad the brat, he eventually decided to leave the library, but then he absurdly insisted on dictating the terms of his exit! Now that is something anyone who has been around just doesn't do! So this goof ball falls limp on the floor when an officer escorting him out would not take his hand off him, Yagman the ambulance chaser, said in so many words. By the way, I think Yagman is getting paid by the word. He's really mouthy and I hope he is charging Tabatabainejad the brat's family plenty too..they deserve it for raising this brat, besides they can afford it.

It is a long standing policy of the police to place a hand on the escorted person to maintain control for the safety of the officer and the person being escorted. Tabatabainejad did not want to cooperate and he soon got what he deserved. He had wrongly considered this was a case of racial profiling, the ambulance chasing lawyer said. Unfortunately, the lawyer was not tasered for his comments, but he probably should have been.

The student started acting like an idiot, yelling and screaming after police started used the Taser to get his cooperation as he was being place under arrest. According to Yagman this was wrong, but what does he know? He wasn't there and he will say anything because he is very well paid to say whatever his client wants.

Generally, police don't want to do their dirties in front of a lot of witnesses," he said, but I say the dirt is all Yagman's and his spoiled brat client.

But police have said Tabatabainejad the brat encouraged others at the library to join his resistance, and when a crowd began to gather, an officer used the stun gun on him. They said it was long-standing policy to ask students to show ID at libraries late at night to keep the campus safe. No harm was done to the brat by the taser.

Tabatabainejad was arrested for resisting and obstructing a police officer and later released on his own recognizance, which seems like a perversion of justice after the nationwide flap he has caused.

The incident was recorded on another student's camera phone and showed Tabatabainejad screaming while on the floor of the computer lab. It was the third incident in a month in which police behavior in the city was criticized after amateur video surfaced because these videos began long after the incidents were underway and only showed part of the story. The other two involved the Los Angeles Police Department.

UCLA's interim chancellor, Norman Abrams, meekly urged the public to withhold judgment while the campus police department investigates. This means wait until the arresting officers have finished writing their arrest reports before students rush out to lynch them.

Rash and equally spoiled student activists were planning another one of their infamous and idiotic rallies Friday to foolishly protest this non-incident, and several communist groups hiding behind the label of civil rights organizations will also attend, including Amnesty International and the Council on American-Islamic Relations who were calling for an independent review. The police had no problem with an independant review.

Posted by Post Scripts at November 17, 2006 11:14 AM

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My favorite line in the story:

The 23-year-old senior is of Iranian descent but is a U.S.-born resident of Los Angeles and why this is of any interest to anyone is beyond me. He wasn't charged with being an Iranian-American,


Posted by: Tina at November 17, 2006 06:09 PM

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