Three Top Thoughts for 2007

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe
we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.