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March 27, 2007

ALL WE ARE SAYING

by Tina Grazier

Let me be the first to say it...the Age of Aquarius is here! Sean Penn, the dippiest of hippy dreamers, and all of his hippy dippy friends have shown us a better way. Inspired by John Lennon’s Imagine-ary words, they are a strong force for group hugs and warm fuzzies, having carefully knitted a garment of cooperation, true compassion, and joy. One size fits all. Their softer, gentler, and dare we say it?...shucks, why not..."sweeter" approach absolutely guarantees a tranquil world; a world where no one ever again needs to suffer or feel the sting of rejection, oppression, hostility or rage. This noble and gallant troop has answered the call, given peace a chance, and freed the people from the evils of scrapping and fighting, kicking and biting...and war. We owe them so much for the bold and innovative tools they have created; tools that will forever stop those who would shatter the bliss. Yes, fellow Americans and citizens of the world the miracle of “Anger Management” and “Time Out” will save us all...This is a TEST:

Violence between local and foreign workers at a gas plant in southern Yemen has left at least four Yemenis and a French employee of an energy company injured. Early reports said fighting began after a French employee at the natural gas liquefaction plant threw a copy of the Quran, Islam's holy book, onto the ground during an argument on Sunday. Yemeni employees then reacted by attacking the French employee and setting fire to a helicopter and a large number of vehicles inside the plant site, an officials said.

Note to “SEAN & THE PEACENIKS”…the bus is leaving NOW!! Please remember to bring your "Time Out Timers"...and may I be the first to say, "Happy deployment!"

Posted by Post Scripts at March 27, 2007 09:00 PM

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