This is a fun look at the strange notes parents write to excuse their children from school:
I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in a school district. Spellings have been left intact.
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please excute him.
2. Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was syk and i had her shot.
3. Dear school: please ecscus John being absent on Janrary 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
4. Please excuse gloria from jim to day. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse Roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing.
8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse Ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11. Please excuse Lesli-Lou from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathe the shits.
12. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leaked.
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was reely his father's fault.
15. I kept Billie-Mae home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.
16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.
17. Sally likely won't be in school this friday. She will be atending her funeral.
18. My daughter Betsy-Sue was absent yesterday because she was tyred. She spent a weekend manovering with the marines.
19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed vary well.
20. Please excuse Mary-Beth for being absent yesterday. She was in bed all day with gramps.
21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
22. Please excuse Bernadine. She has been sick and under the doctor.
23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
24. Sue-Ann was late because she had some freinds sheepover with her all night.
25. Alex ain't able to make clas tuday bekaz his dad was rested last night and don't have no way to get to skool.
Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids. Perhaps we should make it retroactive?
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