Posted by Tina
A criminal, is a criminal, is a criminal, is a criminal…get it?
YPSILANTI, Mich. - Police said an Ypsilanti man is accused of stabbing his mother with a fork and hitting another woman over the head with a frozen chicken. Frederick McKaney, 40, was arraigned in a Jackson courtroom on Thursday on two felony assault charges, one count of assault and battery and one count of resisting an officer. "He stabbed his mother in the back of the neck when she refused to give him money, and then, an hour later, he attacked a neighbor woman with a chicken," Jackson County Chief Assistant Prosecutor Mark Blumer told... - WDIV-TV Detroit

When they outlaw chickens, only outlaws will have chickens.
Good one Quentin and soooo right! They'll be raising them in basements and attics all across America. LOL