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August 8, 2008
RUSSIAN TROOPS INVADE GEORGIA!
by Jack
"Russia sends troops into Georgia" was the headlines as American's opened their morning newspapers! "Russia is fighting a war with us in our own state, well call out the Guard and get me a flight to North Carolina!" decried Governor Sonny Perdue at his Atlanta Office. In other areas of the state heavily armed militias formed up willy nilly as the word of the invasion spread. Country stores were the ralling points in some areas ofthe state with hunters buying up entire stocks of beer an moonshine in preparation of a protracted war. Elsewhere sporatic gunfire could be heard across the capital in Altanta where city parking lots filled with armed volunteers like truck driver DeWayne Pickens, wearing his camoflauge clothing and face paint. He was busily loading his Winchester from the back of his pick up truck as he told local reporters, "I always knew this day would come!!" Then they explained the story to DeWayne....uh, wrong Georgia. See story below.
A convoy of Russian tanks and troops is reportedly moving toward South Ossetia's capital as Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin declares 'the war has started'.
Putin's spokesman Dmitry Peskov said: "War started today in South Ossetia when Georgia attacked Russian peacekeepers in the disputed region."
Earlier an official in Georgia's National Security Council said Russia invaded Georgia.
Kakha Lamaia said: "If it's not war, then we are very close to it. The Russians have invaded Georgia and we are under attack."
Georgian President Mikhail Saakasvili told CNN: "Russia is fighting a war with us in our own territory."
Posted by Post Scripts at August 8, 2008 8:38 AM