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August 29, 2008
The Case of B.O. & A Few Missing Things
Posted by Jack
(How much do you really know about Barack Obama?)
Ah . . . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir...
Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?
See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.
Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once! Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island ? No, I didn't think so. . .
Well, listen, anyways, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be "locked" or "not available'. I'm sure it's just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are . . . I . . . I . . . have them written down here somewhere . . . oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you.
Could you help me please find these things, sir?
Your Occidental College records, your Columbia College records, your Columbia Thesis paper that's missing too, uh, your Harvard College records..can't find those, your medical records, your Illinois State Senate records, your Illinois State Senate schedule, your Law practice client list and a certified copy of your original birth certificate and your embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth, we can't find that stuff...oh, and your Harvard Law Review articles that were published, your University of Chicago scholarly articles and your record of baptism...that's missing too. We did find your selective service registration, so that's not an issue.
Oh hey . . . listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? I mean tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I will be back tomorrow. And the day after. . .
Posted by Post Scripts at August 29, 2008 11:43 AM
Comments
Psychoanalyzing the Great Obama: Messiah or Empty Suit?
Messiah or empty suit? Rarely do politicians exclusively fit into one of these categories. In many respects, Barack Obama is unlike any recent American presidential candidate. Aside from his obvious mixed racial ancestry, one has to return to the early days of the republic to find someone with so varied an early developmental history in non-traditional American settings. Yet, his chaotic childhood is quite similar to...
Posted by: Informed Lawyer at August 29, 2008 08:38 PM
William Jefferson Clinton...yes, I made that connection too.
Posted by: Jack at August 30, 2008 12:49 AM
And theres more...not much experience...relative unknown...thrust onto the national stage out of the blue...charming style...lovefest follows him where ever he goes...lots of bad actors in the background...I'd have to agree.
Posted by: Tina at August 30, 2008 09:11 AM