from T Hall
Dateline – August 19, 4099
Archeologists recently unearthed what appears to be the site of massive pagan rituals dating back to the early 21st century. The site is located in an area on the California/Nevada border.
Professor David Beeweather of the University of Jefferson, who discovered the site said, “It seems to be some sort of outdoor temple made up of large highly reflective surfaces surrounding a 400 foot alter.” The purpose of the temple is unknown but based on the quantity of ash found on the location it appears to have been the site of massive ritual sacrifice of birds. Beeweather indicated the purpose of the sacrifices was still a mystery, “We don’t know who they were or who they were worshiping but they sure burned up a lot of birds”.
Discovery of the site was hampered for years by the presence of massive ice flows that covered the area as a result of Global Cooling caused by man’s foolish steps to counter Global Warming, which we now know was political fantasy.
Understanding the purpose of the temple was further hampered by the loss of all written history in the late 21st century when the US government acquired and took responsibility for all written documents and the hard drive broke. “We may never know what really happened at this site”, lamented Dr. Beeweather.
On another note: the 4099 San Francisco Giants lost another one to the LA Dodgers 10 to 0.
Chilling tale of Liberal proportions, once more brought down in flames.
Somebody’s been riding in that DeLorean with the fluxcapacitor . . . . .
Update: Remnants of what is believed to be an important ancient document have been uncovered in the same vicinity. Head archeologist Dr. Ivan Hadd says the colorful, well preserved document, bound in leather and containing the words “Den Norske” and “Gore,” and the year “2007,” might hold significant clues about the ancient pagan religion. The documents were discovered in an outcropping that might have been the living quarters in some type of boat or arc. curiosly, the boat appeared to have been mounted on wheels.
See artists rendering of a computer enhanced rendering of the original document here