Junk Posts
I know that this post is probably a waste of time because I strongly doubt there is any real person doing this, but if there is let this post be information to you. Posting advertisements on this blog won't work. I read every single one of my posts carefully and if you're trying to sell something or get me or my readers to go to your website in order to try to sell them something there it won't work. Let me explain to you how this works. You post your advertisement, I get an email stating that someone has replied to one of my blogs, I read your reply and one of two things happens. I either approve the post and add it to my blog or I hit the "Junk" button and off your reply goes into the ether that is cyberspace. It's that simple. You're not going to sneak one by me, you're not going to fool me into thinking your reply is something that its not. Your attempt to spam my readers is going to disapear.
So in case you missed the point of this blog, here it is in simple terms. I'm not interested in your free trip to Moscow, I don't own a home so I'm not going to refinance it at your extrodinary rates, I truly don't belive that you're giving away a free 60" plasma just by clicking on your link, I don't give a damn about little Timmy the one eyed orphin with Black Lung or his charity pledge drive to raise money for a colonoscopy, and I'm perfectly happy with the size of my penis. Therefore, I'm not interested in your advertisements, nor are my readers.
Comments
Would you like to buy a magic cookie that increases the size of your penis by 13"? And by the way, it's OrphAn Timmy...learn to spell, nerd
Posted by: Your Wife | June 27, 2007 06:48 PM
You forgot about the sultan of Boobzakistan needing your bank account to park 10 million bucks in. He will gladly pay you 10% for this little favor.
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Exactly, I don't know how many of those end up in my Inbox every day.
Posted by: Toby Stahler | July 9, 2007 07:08 PM