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July 31, 2007

Flora and fawns

My e-mail friend Perrin has been sharing photos with me for quite some time. Over the years she has had several generations of deer that visit her yard in the foothills.


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Perrin must have some super-hero powers that allows her to receive trust from the deer. I'm thinking in a few more generations she'll have the deer eating only plants she wants thinned out, and donning aprons to help her with the housework.

This particular visitor, the adult deer, Perrin named Splitear. The little mama apparently has been busy because she's been showing up with her two fawns.

Having recently returned from a trip to the San Francisco Bay Area, I'm reminded that we are lucky to live in a part of the world where urbanization has not completely obliterated our connection to the earth and the creatures with which we share it.

Perrin noted in her e-mail that the deer do not quite know what to make of Perrin's cat. Likely the cat and the new generation of deer in this family will come to an animal understanding.


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July 27, 2007

More chicken/cat escapades

I must say, I'm more of a rubber chicken lover than a cat lover. However, a reader turned me on a YouTube Web site where someone takes funny vidoes of kittens and places them in funny scenarios with a band of evil rubber chickens.

There are two episodes currently on the Web site:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xWQStbu8rA

Check out episodes 7 and 9.

Fortunately, the Sow There! rubber chicken is far more sedate.

July 26, 2007

Sow There! 7-27 the garden giving season

The winter holiday season is often known as “the giving season.” I have a difficult time with the way this tradition has morphed, into more of a “consumer season.”

The bedazzlement of tinsel and holiday lights, for me, has become overshadowed by guilt that I don’t have money to properly lavish my loved ones with “things. “I also don’t particularly like feeling like an urban scavenger desperately searching for “that perfect something” at the last minute.
But as a gardener, and one who appreciates most things “garden,” mid-summer seems to be a more laid-back, stress-free season to give and receive.
Last week at work the gal at the front desk rang and said there was a visitor.


Unfortunately, it wasn’t Matthew McConaughey personally answering my fan-mail, but I’m confident that will happen with time.
A man named Jack had stopped in to share some of his tomatilla stash, several generous handfuls of various peppers and several big juicy onions. (See tomatilla salsa recipe below).
One of the added bonuses about getting free garden goodies from strangers is spending a few minutes chatting about gardening and gathering valuable tips for the future.
Jack brightened my day and he invited Tommy and I to come by his garden some time, where, no doubt, I could likely talk him out of some more produce.
The other big bonus items this month have been regular tomatoes. One would think I wouldn’t be so receptive to other people’s tomatoes, since Tommy and I planted 16 plants this year.
However, all but about six of the plants are cherry tomatoes. Funny how we can have hundreds of cherry tomatoes on the vine, then just a few days of Tommy “watering” them and half the collection of juicy, red orbs has disappeared.
We were visiting a friend recently and noticed some vines trailing over the fence from a neighbor’s yard. The fruit on the vine was strange — shaped like a Roma tomato but a sunny orange color. The skin was soft and the fruit felt hollow.
Being the investigative reporter that I am, I knocked on the neighbors’ front door. We determined it was a passion fruit, but not the kind you see in Hawaii. Inside the orange encasement was a small cluster of seeds, that were reminiscent of salmon eggs. However, the flavor was somewhat bland.
Maya is the garden-keeper and while I innocently gave her kudos on her outstanding garden, she offered a big bag of tomatoes.
I took these home and made an easy spaghetti sauce recipe perfect for freezing. (See recipe below).
For a variety of reasons, making fresh salsa or spaghetti sauce results in a food experience far superior than buying something in a jar. You know the ingredients are fresh, don’t contain substances that require knowledge of Latin to understand and aren’t made in a big factory somewhere near a major highway.

Give and receive
This month has also been a big bonus for sharing of fruit.
Mandi at work has a plum tree way in the back of her property and has been bringing bags of plums in to the office. I usually try to contain myself and wait until the end of a work shift to load up a big bag of the fruit to take home.
If I had less restraint, like in the past, I would have just snagged them all up before anyone had a chance to see they were there. But that was in the past, I swear.

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Sticking with the giving season, I have taken my neighbor Bob up on his offer to raid his apricot tree and have regularly been delivering apricots to Mandi. I’d like to say that this was due to pure generosity on my part. However, like a dog trained that certain behavior results in treats, I have learned that for each bag of apricots I deliver, I am rewarded with a fresh batch of plums.

Four o’clocks — friend or foe
Recently I have been ranting about four o’clocks, a plant sold in seed packets in big-name gardening catalogs, and heralded as a delight for its fragrance and hardiness.
However, I found that the plant is incredibly selfish and will attempt to dominate the entire yard, choking out more passive plants.
Last week I did some research and learned that the plant not only drops oblong, black seeds everywhere, it also lurks underground in a bulb-like form.
There was one edge of the yard where I scattered seeds, thinking the plant would stick to its own territory. However, shoots have began to appear throughout the carefully prepared tomato area.
At first I clipped them off with garden clippers, only to see them return again and again.
After the research done last week, I learned to dig up the roots with a shovel, to uproot the entire package.
Even though I had a vague vision of what lurked below the surface, I was still astounded when the shovel produced a giant, soil-blackened enemy vessel the size of a softball (see photo).
I brought the plant with its bulb in for the photographer to capture, before I choose some suitable ceremony for its destruction. The thought did cross my mind about planting it in the yard of someone I disliked, but garden karma is probably worse than other types of karma.
Plus, my friend Hyacinth gave me sage advice for a different approach to this inner-turmoil. She suggested that I put the bulb in a big pot. If so many other people enjoy the plant, maybe I could too.
“Boundaries,” Hyacinth explained, are very important. We set boundaries in most other parts of our lives, why not set boundaries for our plants?
It certainly saves a boat-load of consternation.

Super simple spaghetti sauce recipe


Five or so delicious red, overly-ripe-and-about-to-be-tossed-in-the-compost-bin tomatoes.
Half to 3/4 of an onion, chopped in large chunks.
One carrot, sliced.
One to 1 1/2 stalks celery
One bell pepper, in chunks
Spices: I like fresh oregano and basil
Salt and pepper to taste

Lump all the ingredients in a saucepan and bring to a boil. Simmer uncovered for 30 minutes. Pour into blender and whirl, then put into plastic containers in the freezer.

The beauty of this recipe is you don’t need to mess with peeling the tomatoes.

Tomatilla salsa

(This recipe was found on the Inernet: http://www.fatfree.com/recipes).


Tomatillas 8 to 16 depending on size.
Chiles 2 Serranos + 2 Jalapenos + 8 Piquins
(or different varieties of chiles).
Garlic 4 Cloves
Onion 1 really small onion, or half a medium onion.

Roast above ingredients in an oil-free cast iron pan, turning
occasionally. Leave husks on tomatilla while you roast The
husks will be nicely blackened, the skins translucent, and the
fruits soft when they're done. Move them around the pan as they roast.

Put roasted vegetables in food processor with:
Salt 1/2 Teaspoon
Cilantro 1/4 Cup
and process briefly.

Transfer to a pot, and cook the mixture for 5 minutes to
darkens it up a bit, and mellow the flavors.


July 19, 2007

Sow There! 7-20 Four o'clocks

Clock strikes for four o’clocks

I’m not one of those people who dedicates a sweaty afternoon to weeding. My method is to take the garden tour every morning and every evening. It’s an up-wind and down-wind ritual. Somehow things are different each time I meander around the garden beds.
A new bud may have emerged on the rose bush during the night. One morning I might check out the Early Girl tomatoes, but not notice until nightfall that the tomatoes were starting to turn red.
Weeds are the same way. I have clumps of spotted spurge, a gangly weed that creeps into the gaps between ornamentals with the skill of a stealth bomber. On the slow morning garden saunter, I pay close attention to which weeds are starting the first stages of bloom, as this is the moment when you either yank it or live with the next generation.
Currently I am on a concentrated attack upon the four o’clocks.

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When feelings run hot and cold
My relationship with four o’clocks was an honest mistake. I was young and naive. When I was looking at a barren space in my yard, I sought out a plant that would be strong, one that would withstand the dry, hot summer and produce as much beauty as was possible from that slice of earth.
I went into this blindly, perhaps overzealous. Sadly, I did not take the time to weigh my options.
This was about eight years ago.
What bothers me the most is that a friend sternly warned me about planting four o’clocks. She was trying not to be too harsh about my choice, but told me I would someday regret my decision to knowingly let those oblong, black seeds touch the soil.
“I know you, Heather,” she said with restrained fervor. “You won’t be able to contain it. Four o’clocks will walk all over you.”
Why, why, why didn’t I listen to her?

Plant has no pity
The thing about four o’clocks is that they are a selfish plant. Other types of weeds are merely opportunistic.

Weeds such as sourgrass creep up in those little wedges of soil that a carefully selected plant has not yet claimed.
Four o’clocks, on the other hand, bully themselves into all the choice spots in the garden bed, then grow vigorously and block out the sun to those other plants the gardener carefully selected.
Each flower of the four o’clock, Mirabilis jalapa, produces a hard, black seed that needs only the most idle of a breeze to shake off onto the ground. The seeds also appear to have 100 percent fertility.
By error and more error, I have tried to quickly get rid of four o’clocks by nipping them at the base with garden clippers. But this just appears to make them more determined to cause me consternation.
During recent research, I learned that the plants also have underground tubers, which means that just when you think you have the plants licked, the tuber regenerates growth to renew the battle all over again.
Also, they will hide under the leaves of other plants, as if they know I will be out there every morning and every evening yanking them from their comfortable camouflage. If I am not vigilant for a day, I will return and find the four o’clocks five inches taller than the other plants.

Near the end
There are many stories I could tell about myself and the four o’clocks — the ups and downs, times of weakness and times of fury.
At one point I gave in to compassion and just let the reoccurring plants have their way with my yard. But the resentments didn’t go away.
I even tried a semi-trial separation, by throwing some of the seeds into a neglected part of the yard. I thought maybe they would understand that we have different goals in life, and just accept that they had lost the right to have a place in my main garden.
Nay. The problems remained unresolved.
Then I felt trapped.
Why wouldn’t this plant just get the point and allow the struggle to end gracefully?
How many years can one mistake haunt a gardener?
Four-o’clocks got their name because their blooms open in the afternoon. It’s the same concept as “morning glories,” which bloom in the cool of the early hours. Morning glories are also invasive, but for some reason I like them, for now.
However, four o’clocks should be admired from a distance.
They are tenacious and sweet-smelling. Also, it’s novel that they bloom only in the afternoon. However, my experience is that they only bloom when I’m at work, and then only for 15 minutes before closing up to avoid the hot Chico sun.
A co-worker said a friend recommended that she plant four o’clocks in her small yard. The only thing I can say is that my co-worker ought to re-evaluate her friendship with the giver of that advice.
Apologies to those of you who adore your four o’clocks in your yard. That’s just the way it is with the plant world — one gardener’s delight is another gardener’s distress.

July 18, 2007

Other fun with plastic chickens

One of the fun parts about having this blog is getting feedback from readers.

This world is a strange one. There are so many things within which to delight. However, its rare to find people who understand one's quirky sense of humor and/or outlook on life.

I have a handful of readers who frequently send me comments about the "inane chatter" printed here in cyberspace, and it frequently gives me a sense of affirmation that there are a handful of people out there who seem to understand.

Kristin, for example, knew I would get a kick out of this:

Look for episode 7.

http://aaronrift.com/cats/

Rubber chickens rule!

This is off topic, but episode 7 of the below has an evil plastic chicken in it. Thought you'd think this was funny, especially the very end.
http://aaronrift.com/cats/

July 17, 2007

Update on weird curcubit

Recently I wrote about they mystery squash that sprouted up in an abandoned compost bin.

I don't do "active" composting which is where you put in the organic material from food scraps and lawn clippings, then layer the with soil, water and turn frequently.

I prefer what Dr. Mark! at the university calls "passive compost." This means putting the green stuff in a big hole in the ground, then covering it with dirt when the hole is full.

I've had good success with this method. After about two years pretty much the area of the yard suitable for compost holes has been used and it's time to dig a new hole where kitchen scraps were buried about two years ago.

Tommy was doing the grunt work and it was fun to watch him get very excited, put his face down by the soil and exclaim: "Wow, smell that dirt. Doesn't it smell great?" He also commented on how many worms there were, an indication of the richness of the compost.

We took a bucket and scattered handfuls of the compost at the base of established plants, such as the roses and perennials, to add beaucoup nutrients to the planting area.

But compost also produces these mystery vegetables.

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A reader named Kaye phoned in and said she had some similar hybrid squash/pumpkin or other related plant in her yard where she and her husband had scattered some compostables.

She noted that the leaves looked about the size of a pumpkin plant, but the fruit was oblong, like a football. She and her household cut into the vegetable and found it edible. It tasted like a cucumber, she said. The key, Kay said, is to clip them when they're small, like a normal-sized vegetable someone would harvest.

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July 12, 2007

Move over Mother's Day

Fashion statement
This week I was dallying in the garden before work and suddenly realized my employer might expect me to be in the office. I grabbed some wrinkled clothes, looked in the mirror long enough to decide I didn’t care if I wore makeup, grabbed the keys and dashed out the door.
It wasn’t until a few steps through the front door at work that I realized I still had on my purple plastic garden clogs.
Of course I had a good laugh at myself. Probably nobody would notice. Plus, anyone who knew me would be unfazed.
I congratulated myself that I didn’t have any interviews scheduled with very important people, nor a performance evaluation planned for that day.
But then, the more I thought about it, what’s wrong with garden clogs?


Maybe we gardeners should organize and have a national “show your garden pride” day. We could all wear our garden clogs to work. We could conduct public service, such as spreading Osmocote in the potted plants throughout the office.
Those of us with more than enough time on our hands could make costumes (not unlike those Fruit of the Loom guys), and form demonstration events in the new downtown City Plaza.
We could Sufi dance to songs such as “Octopus’ Garden,” and “Tip Toe through the Tulips.”
Why not?
According to info on a Web site at www.thevirtualvine.com, the month of April is National Garden Month.
I have no idea as to the protocol to list something as a “National Day.” I’m sure it involves signing petitions, back-room pay-offs and knowing someone in the Department of the Interior.
Below are some of the lesser-known national and international days. You’ve got to give kudos to the folks who care so much about these things as to institute a national day for their passion. However, it appears they need better PR people because apparently these folks have not been effective in getting the word out.

Calendar girl
Jan. 14 is national Dress up Your Pet Day. The Web site does not indicate whether or not you are obligated to take the adorned animal to work.
Other useful dates to mark on the calendar:
Jan. 19, Popcorn Day. So far, there is no word on whether there has been the creation of “I Can’t Believe it’s Not Popcorn Day.”
Jan. 20, Cheese Day (very popular in Wisconsin).
Feb. 23, International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day. (See, if canines can use their clout for an international day, so can gardeners).
March 13, one on the top of my list: Jewel Day.
However, my favorite remains March 22, National Goof-Off Day.
I wish I was clever enough to make this stuff up, but the Web site actually lists May 9 as Lost Sock Memorial Day.
For football fans, there is May 14, National Dance-Like-a-Chicken Day.
For reporters, they have Sept. 30, Ask A Stupid Question Day. Apparently, the powers that be are still pondering whether to recognize National Stupid Answer Day.
Nov. 15 is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day; however, I think it would be more appropriate to hold this on Feb. 29.

Strange things are afoot in the compost bin

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This hybrid curcubit has this gardener stumped. We welcome suggestions for how to have fun with this strange looking veggie.

Back by popular demand is another chronicle of the mysterious curcubit growing in an abandoned compost pile. After the first flush of giant, bumpy offerings, several more flowers have begun to produce the strange vegetable.
I sent a photo and a plea for help to Joe Connell, UC Davis farm adviser in Oroville.
Last year I had a similarly weird squash plant and a reader advised to take care because some cross pollination can be poisonous.

Joe responded that the veggie could very possibly be a cross of a pumpkin and squash.
“The genetics of the curcubit family are very complicated,” Joe explained. “There are four major families of squash, with some cultivators of one family able to cross with some cultivars of another. It is possible to get some very curious specimens (as you have discovered here).
“To my knowledge there are no poisonous squash, but you should be aware that some squash is not very palatable; they may contain compounds that are pretty nasty-tasting.
“Gourds can be poisonous and if the pumpkin crossed with a gourd the resulting fruit could be poisonous too, but if so, they would taste so nasty as indicated above that you’d probably not eat them anyway.”
I think the plan is to let them grow and see how big they will get. The folks at the Saturday Farmers Market hold a tomato weigh-in every year. Maybe they will expand their judging criteria and create a contest for the freakiest unidentifiable thing grown in a garden.

July 06, 2007

Sow There! 7-6 Smoothies and salsa

A few weeks ago my friend Doktor Al brought over a big box of plums from his garden and left them at my desk.
I was so excited and brought them around the office and shared about half of them.
I won’t say I regret that spurt of sharing, however, I realize now that I could have frozen them and had a yummy component for smoothies throughout the fall.
Luckily, my neighbor Bob the plumber also nurtures fruit trees. His cherries didn’t do well this year. Usually he brings us a big bowl of cherries right before the first rain. He has said that the fruit splits after a rain and is no longer good.
Bob has a booming voice and knocks loudly at the front door. He doesn’t so much as ask you if you want some cherries.
He says “go get a bowl,” in a way that makes you think you’re being told instructions at boot camp. You don’t think, you just run, not walk, to get a bowl.

Next come the apricots. We’ve been over a few times (with permission of course) and harvested bowls of apricots, with more still turning green and ready soon for another harvest.
Dad and Lynda came up for a visit last weekend and I was bragging about our luck with freebie fruit.
Just as we were talking about Bob, a thunderous knock arrived on the front door..
I knew the drill: “Go get a big bowl.”
He had a five-gallon bucket full of 2-inch plums.
Later in the season there will be peaches and then apples.
By the way, a little Web research said that both apricots and plums can be ripened by putting them in a paper bag for a few days. Cherries, however, don’t ripen after they are picked and must be consumed post haste.

Sorry About the Salsa
The fruit has been welcome because I’m on this smoothie kick. I’ve witnessed my friends go to one of those juice joints to fork over $3.75 for a delightful summer lunch. It sure beats 1,200 grams of fat from a fast food joint.
But I understand forking over that type of money for a summer sipper as much as I understand forking over $3.75 for some coffee swirled in ice and topped with whipped cream.
My current recipe for smoothies is as follows: Three plums, three apricots, half a banana, any lucky strawberries that pops up in the yard, a handful of canned pineapple chunks, a heaping spoonful of orange juice concentrate, about half a cup of water and six ice cubes. Set the blender on liquefy until you stop hearing the ice crunch. Sip down as fast as possible in the morning before hitting the shower.
Alas, this bounty won’t last forever. Yet, I am reassured that plums will freeze well. I tried it out and found that if frozen and then put in the microwave for about 45 seconds, they’re ready for a whirl.
I promised Bob I would make him some homemade salsa. However, when I made the first batch, it was consumed before I had seen Bob’s familiar white truck in front of his plumber’s shop.
Another problem is I’ve also promised the salsa to a bunch of other people. Curious George helped us with a project recently, so I offered him some salsa.
The Shepherd (previously known as Goatman) helped us fix the faucet to the sink, and was promised salsa.
Harrumph. Must tell self to no longer make promises my garden can’t keep.
We harvested the first bowl of tomatoes this week. This is truly amazing, especially given the fact that every time Tommy goes out to water the Solanaceous plants, he ends up gobbling about 15 fruits.
The big, fatty tomatoes are still mostly green and the Romas are still developing.
The jalapéno peppers are also now ready for harvest. Somehow, making things from your own garden, or from a friend’s garden, makes you feel more nourished.
Recipe for simple fresh salsa: Enough tomatoes. One or 3/4 of a jalapéno, depending on how wild you are. A good handful of cilantro (only available in stores because cilantro has a tendency to bolt in Chico’s hot weather). One stalk celery, cut up very small. One or two cloves garlic. Half an onion, diced. About 1/3 of a bell pepper, any color.
The key here is a lime. Squeeze an entire lime into the mix. Then use fresh-crushed peppercorn.
Personally, I think fresh salsa is best after about half a day of sitting in the fridge, as the flavors have a chance to come out, and the mix gets a little watery.
By the way, I came across this cool Web site at: http://www.panix.com/~clay/cookbook. This guy has assembled more than 100 salsa recipes, some of them quite exotic with ingredients such as blackeyed peas, mango, pomegrante, pickled ginger and strawberries.
I was tempted to shamelessly steal some of the ideas, but somehow found restraint.

Too Hot to Handle
Alas, with this July heat wave I’m hoping it’s not a re-do of last year. This time last year we had extended heat which kept the tomatoes virtually at a standstill.
We’ve been tickling the stems where there are yellow flowers, as this is supposed to help them pollinate. So hopefully we won’t have the July delay that we had last year.

Call for Advice
About a month ago we procured a big pile of mulch from a tree trimmer working down the street. He had a chipper and was glad to deliver the mound to our yard rather than haul it to the green waste site near the airport.
But I’ve heard mixed reviews. Some say wood mulch encourages termites. Also, I’ve heard contrasting views on cedar and pine mulch. I called a few folks, but did not hear back by press time.