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May 29, 2008

Sow There! 5-30 Frozen fruit

The cycle of the seasons can be reflected by the contents of your freezer.
A few weeks ago the bulk of the tomato plants were placed in the ground in my garden.
Wouldn’t you know it, just as this year’s plants have offered their first flowers, we ate the last of last summer’s frozen spaghetti sauce.
That’s pretty good timing.
Likewise, all of those peaches and plums I smugly froze last summer were long ago consumed in morning fruit smoothies.
Knowing the weather will soon be hotter than a dragon’s tongue, I cooked up the last of the pot roast and made quiche with the pie tins, thus clearing up room in the freezer for summer fruit.
My neighbor next door, Bob, has ripe cherries in his tree. Later this summer he’ll have apricots and then peaches.
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This week we’ve had sort of a race with the other neighbors who were given permission to pick the cherries.


Tommy shimmied up the tree like a monkey, leaving me on the ground completely freaked out about his safety.
After I snapped photos capturing Tommy’s climbing prowess, I went inside for fear my constant words of caution would cause him to fall.
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The neighbors on the other side of the fruit trees must have a really big freezer because they were out there with ladders for most of the weekend, making us wish we had been more greedy on our first trip up the tree.
Now our options are to borrow a bigger ladder than that used by the neighbors, or befriend a group of circus performers to build a human pyramid to reach the tallest limbs.
Harvesting fruit is a romantic task, reminding us that it was only a few generations ago that people managed to eat around worms in apples and kept potatoes in giant bins in their basements.
When I was a child, my mother occasionally did canning. Mom’s best friend from high school lives in Sebastopol and has many fruit trees.
The moms would pile up the kitchen table with boxes of fruit. Each person was given a potato peeler and for hours the moms would sit around and chit-chat.
We kids managed the monotony of peeling fruit by putting on aprons and long skirts and pretending like we were characters on “Little House on the Prairie,” frequently running outdoors to play while the moms continued to work.
Compared to that production, freezing causes much less cleanup.
Through trial and error I’ve found that packing fruit in small sandwich bags in the freezer works best. They store better because they can be shuffled easily when the freezer gets full. Also, the fruit will need to defrost a bit before it can be separated. If stored in sandwich bag-sized amounts, one bag can be transferred to the refrigerator.
Also, we like our smoothies to be cold and icy. Instead of adding ice cubes, frozen grapes work well. They don’t dilute the smoothie and have enough water content to make the morning smoothies have more texture.
I have friends who have lemon trees. Although lemons store very well through the winter, they’re usually gone by the summer months. My friend Shelley squeezes them and freezes the juice in ice cube trays. This way she has a recipe’s worth of lemon juice whenever she needs it.
We’re lucky we live in an area where local produce is so accessible. If it’s not growing next door, you can head to the farmers market downtown and see what is actually in season.
Shoppers get a distorted sense of nature when fruits and vegetables are available year-round in the grocery store. It’s a nice luxury to have anything we want anytime we want it, but it doesn’t quite feel the same when you know the food has been flown from another part of the planet.
If anyone wants to share fruit storing techniques, send a note to my blog so other readers can learn from your experience.

May 22, 2008

Sow There! May 23 Tommy wants a dog

Tommy wants a dog. This fact is not something we ever talk about. It’s just one of those unspoken truths.
I, on the other hand, am quite satisfied with the relationships with animals we have right now.
I had a cat for 17 years named Hollywood. That cat was with me for most of my adult life. He was there through some of my best and worst years and was a real trooper when I lived in tiny apartments or had chaotic moves.
Hollywood loved when I moved to my house 12 years ago, where he could lay out in the sun in the garden and follow me around the yard each morning. When he died, I flat-out said that it would be a while before I could love another animal like that again.
Time passes.
Not to get too melodramatic or romantic about it, but I decided that when a pet comes along, if it’s meant to be, I’ll know.
Tommy, on the other hand, is smitten with just about anything with fur.
And they love him back.

Dr. Doolittle
When we take evening walks in the avenues, Tommy makes certain clicks with his tongue that make the kitties run from their porches to the curb. When we’re ready to move on, the cats will run in front of us and lay down on the pavement to expose their bellies to him.
I’m not making this stuff up. This really happens.


At first I was awed by this gift. I saw it as an animal affirmation that I had chosen a guy with a good heart.
Nowadays, it’s just one of those things.
Animals are easy to love.
I always bring dog biscuits with me when I get the newspaper in front of my neighbor’s house.
Recently we were out and about and I was proud when a dog came up to me, instead of Tommy, and was acting cute and playful.
Then I realized I still had the treats in my pocket.
We’ll be driving down the street and Tommy’s eye will wander. There will be a pretty woman in a short skirt with a dog along side.
Tommy will gawk and say “nice dawg.”
I believe him that he did not even notice that woman’s legs.
Recently, Curious George, our neighbor, went out of town and we had his dog Marnie for a week. She was a delight, but there were certain incidents — such as coming home and finding Marnie and Tommy in bed — which caused me to pause.
Tommy tried to pretend like Marnie just jumped up there the instant I walked through the door. But I could see on her face she was confused when I ordered her off my comforter.
When I reaffirmed later to Tommy that I did not want to get a dog, you would have thought it was a relationship deal-breaker.

Next phase of plan A
Somewhere along the way I began to suspect that Tommy has a master plan.
I should have been more suspicious this winter when Tommy brought home a car-load of worn, white picket fence posts from a neighbor who was rebuilding his fence with the vinyl version.
I didn’t think much about the pile of wood. Frankly, it was winter so I knew it would be months (if not years) before any fence-building project began.
Now, I can’t help wonder if in Tommy’s mind, fence equals dog.
But luckily, we have a dozen tomato plants in that area of the yard right now, so the “discussion” about a new pet likely won’t even come up again until fall.
I was pleased when Tommy said there was a volunteer orientation at the Humane Society (http://www.buttehumane.org). I didn’t even flinch when he asked if I wanted to come along.
The nice volunteer coordinator told us we wouldn’t be expected to clean out cages. The main job of a volunteer is to socialize the animals.
Tommy will have fun spending time with the borrowed dogs, and I’ll probably spend time in the cat room.
The main job of the volunteers is to get the animals so they are comfortable around people. This way they will become more adorable and be able to convince the human visitors that their life really is not complete without having a pet in their home.
Of course, this also puts me in a prime position to actually fall in love with one of these animals myself.
Hmmmm.
But there’s no use in having any “discussions” about that right now, because there are tomatoes growing in my side yard and there is currently no fence.
Unless, of course, I happen to fall in love with a cat.


KITTY MAN

While volunteers help cats become socialized to find good homes, this is what some of the kitties secretly want to do once they get comfortable at their new home.

May 16, 2008

Sow There! May 16 Carpenter bees/digital camera

Like many gardeners, I’m pleased and proud when I have visitors to my little sanctuary.
Bonus if they do nice thing for my plants.

We were a little competitive after we saw my best friend next door have success with her hummingbird feeder. I felt compelled to buy my own and then brag about whose feeder was getting more traffic.


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(Here's one of the dozen digital photos I took of our neighbor's dog Marnie. Marnie stayed at our house for a week and was in several photos shoots with the infamous rubber chicken).

We also bought one of those mesh bags filled with tiny seeds for the finches. We must have hung it in a bad location because that offering to nature has been virtually ignored.

However, something new and exciting has been buzzing around the yard with regular frequency.
Last summer I planted foxglove (Digitalis purpurea) in peat pots and slowly grew them over the winter in the windowsill.

Foxglove, http://en. wikipedia.org/wiki/Digitalis_purpurea, is poisonous. Rather than go into some deep murder mystery plot possibilities, I’ll just say that no part of the plant should be ingested by humans or animals.
Now the plants are as tall as a medium-sized professional basketball player.


Besides the obviously stately appearance of the plants, alarmingly huge black bees visit the yard at least once a day to dabble in their pollen.
I’m easily amused so I watched the bees, the bug equivalent of an Airbus, as they made the clockwise rounds of my small yard. As they hovered like a helicopter, they scratched at the drooping, glove-like petals of the foxglove and crawled completely inside.

They make quite a racket while inside, clawing and scratching.
After a Web search, I determined they must be carpenter bees, which come in the size big and the color black in this part of the world. Carpenter bees are so-called because they dig holes in wood to make their homes.

Leif, the soon-to-be-11-year-old next door, was a bit freaked out by them at first. But we learned that the big, bad boys are harmless unless you go out of your way to irk them.

Back on the digital pathway
After months of living without, a nice person returned our digital camera.
We bought the new gadget because taking film photos of our adventures with the rubber chicken had become cost-prohibitive.

Almost immediately after buying the digital camera, I became the terror of the neighborhood.
The Jan. 4 storms came and the camera was used to document the fallen trees, blown-over fences and munched cars.
Then the camera was used to document Leif’s first baseball practice.

Inevitably, the camera was out at barbecues. My best friend next door hates to have her photo taken, so now I have about 23 shots of her raising her hand in front of her face, often in a well-known obscene gesture.
Yes, we did also manage to take a bazillion pictures of the rubber chicken, some of which can be viewed in other places on my Web blog.

Needless to say, after a short period of time there were hundreds of pictures on the digital camera.
Then, one day the digital camera disappeared.
At first I thought it was a prank. Maybe Tommy had hidden it because he was tired of those surprising flashes when he was taking a shower. Or maybe my best friend hid it so she could erase all the photos of her upraised hand.
But after a while I realized it was really gone.

As it turns out, someone found the camera. Apparently this night manager at a grocery store had found it and tried to find its owner.
Apparently he had looked at our pictures and recognized Tommy’s co-worker in the photos one time when I was snapping 18 shots of the two of them having a meaningful conversation in the alley.
This brings up a couple of important points. First, note to self, always make sure any photo you have on your digital camera is something you wouldn’t mind having viewed by the night manager at a grocery store.

Second, I really don’t want to hear any more comments about how I take too many digital photos. If it hadn’t been for me taking all those unnecessary photos, we would have never gotten the camera back.
Another pleasant outcome of the return of the camera is the before and after.
Two months ago I took photos of a big mud pit in the backyard. Now we have planted a new lawn and I can see the impact of all Tommy’s hard work.

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(Yet another needless photo of the rubber chicken. This one was snapped somewhere along I-5, where the rubber chicken was the star in a short documentary about how rubber animals fare on road trips).


NOTE:
A reader named Cynthia wrote in with some useful advice.

She suggested to get a tag normally used for identification of pets and engrave it with your name and phone number then attach it to the camera.

May 09, 2008

Mom's day excursion idea

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Mom's Day is Sunday.

If you're out and about this weekend, a good thing to do with Mom is check out Carolyn Melf's iris garden in Paradise.

Carolyn recently sent me the above photo of her garden, which is incredibly beautiful but, according to Melf, is even more fantabulous than the photo depicts.

While her garden is in her prime, she'll be open to visitors daily from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., except Sundays.

To offset some of the cost of her iris passion she offers the plants for sale for $3-$5. People pick them out now, and she divides them in July or August.

Many visitors have made a visit to her garden a family Mother's Day tradition.

She lives at 122 Valley View Drive. Take Skyway past the park and take a left on Oliver.
The “first serious left” will be Valley View Drive.
She’ll have signs up, but in case you lose your way, her phone number is 872-7771.

May 08, 2008

Sow There! 5-9 Strawberry saga

strawberries - marmalade,Strumica.


I was feeling fairly smug the past couple of weeks about my gardening prowess.
The newly-planted section of the lawn is looking luscious. Tommy was proud when he mowed it for the first time right before our first barbecue of the season.
While some of the early-blooming plants are waning, such as the lavender and, sage and snapdragon, other plants are taking their place as the show-stoppers.

The blue lobelia bought in a six-pack at the store are so gorgeous during that hour before sunset it wakes up the eyes. For that reason, I planted about a dozen more that had been planted by seed and were waiting in the windowsill.
Not that I’m the type of gardener who needs to have everything in its place. However, my random method of sticking things into exposed soil has paid off and it looks like somebody actually had a plan.
My little garden is stunning right now, and it’s all because of me, me, me. Oh, yeah, and Tommy helps a lot too.

But just as I was feeling immodest about my plant proficiency, I started noticing that all of the other yards in my daily encounters look amazing.
Even the roses in those cruddy strips between parking spaces at the big-box stores look like they are competing for best-of-show.

And why shouldn’t they? Who wouldn’t smile every day when the high temperature is predicted at 78?
I was moving the garden hose recently when my best friend next door came to say hello.
“You’re going to be a slave to this garden this summer,” she commented, sipping a cup of coffee.
“What do you mean,” I said with my back turned toward her as I shifted the garden hose to water a newly-planted ageratum.

OK, so the garden won’t always look this lovely. There will be days soon when dragging the hose to nearly-dead plants will sound about as appealing as taking a bike ride in Death Valley.
That’s all the more reason for gardeners to savor all of the eye-candy we have created in the garden.
And while we’re at it, we can walk around our neighborhoods and give atta-boys to others who are outside admiring their efforts.

Strawberry fields, whatever
I’ve been digging mountains of strawberries and giving them to friends. I planted about six strawberry plants in a small, shady corner of the yard about a decade ago.
That first year I read the Sunset’s Western Garden Book and learned that if I wanted big, juicy strawberries, the runners from the mother plant should be picked off to allow the mama plant to put energy into her berry output.

That first year I attempted to protected each fruit by laying a paper plate under it as it ripened.
This ended up looking like I had a party and the guests just left their paper plates laying around in the yard.
I could fight off the nibbling scrub jays if I was home. However, invariably I would wait for the fruit to ripen to the perfect color red, only to discover a nasty slug had beaten me to the race.
After a while I realized this was setting myself up for disappointment.

Instead we gobble up the strawberries at the farmers markets. You can literally smell them in the air and they are the size of a hackey sac.
With the easily-accessible, bug-free strawberries nearby, why would I continue to fight to have a few measly strawberries in my yard?
Apparently Tommy did not hear me when I said he should not get too excited about the upcoming strawberry harvest. As predicted, by the time he picked a juicy-looking fruit he would find it already partially devoured.

But I keep the strawberries around because they are green, fuss-free and cover up that spot near the brick wall where other plants do not appear to favor.
Strawberries have very shallow roots and in the heat need to be at least spritzed once a day. When left on their own, as they have been for 10 years, they’re also perfect for digging up to make other people happy.

May 07, 2008

Happy birthday to me — continued

My shameless self-promotion of my birthday paid off.
As written (below) I sent out an e-mail announcing my impending birthday and asking my friends to give me a call while I was at work and leave a message on my home machine wishing me a happy birthday.
I must admit, I smiled several times during the day knowing that when I returned I would relish pushing play on my answering machine.
In fact, I kept them on there for a couple of days so I could enjoy them again.
My friends managed to collectively wow me.
A couple of people misread or disregarded my e-mail and phoned me at work, which was great as well.
Note to self: a good excuse for taking your birthday off of work is that you won’t get any work done anyway when everyone calls you.
All told, there were 13 answering machine messages at home and two phone calls at work.
Two people decided to personally call, leave an e-mail. A couple phoned or e-mailed and sent e-cards and several sent just e-cards.
And then, there were the folks who sent birthday cards via snail mail (some with checks).
I was also delighted to hear from a couple of friends who have moved far, far away and who I usually only correspond with during the holidays.
The temptation is to abuse this ritual and send out an e-mail asking for positive affirmation of my existence every time I’m in a blue mood, but that would be annoying and likely would not elicit continuing positive results.


May 01, 2008

Sow There! 5-2 Happy birthday to me

People like to know it’s your birthday.
Even though I didn’t feel like throwing a medium-sized party this year, it’s important that the “special day” feels like a special day.

Right?

The point of being ridiculous about advertising your birthday is to validate that you’re loved, and not just by neighbor dogs who can smell doggie treats in your pocket.


Because Wednesday was my birthday, I sent out an e-mail on Tuesday night shamelessly asking my friends to call my answering machine while I was at work and leave a “happy birthday” message.
Even when it is solicited, having an answering machine filled with well-wishes is about the best present a person could shamelessly ask for.

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I could have lived a long time without hearing some of those people attempt to sing happy birthday, but that’s all part of the fun.
As shameless as this all sounds, it could have been worse.

Several years ago I sent out this e-mail:
“As you know, my birthday is coming up soon. I’ve already started booking my calendar for the week before and the week after with birthday lunch dates.
If you want to reserve a date, let me know soon.”
That year, indeed, I had birthday lunch dates booked for the week before and the week after my birthday.

I personally also love e-cards. In Tommy’s family they all send Hallmark cards.
As a writer, I’m not that interested in spending $4 for a generic sentiment written to fit the general population.
Plus, you have to figure out how to time sending the card so it will arrive on or about the actual birthday. With an e-card, you can guarantee that the card will arrive on the correct date.

“But they’ll think I forgot about their birthday until the last minute,” Tommy said.
I understand Hallmark has advertised long and hard for the customer loyalty of Tommy’s extended family. However, an e-card means that you could actually be thinking about the birthday person on their actual birthday, and through the magic of e-mail send that sentiment on the exact day.

Purple hat society
Even though my age this year does not end with a zero, for some reason I’ve done a lot of “age-ism” contemplation.
I think I’ve finally gotten to that age where I feel comfortable. I’m not quite ready to join the Red Hat Society (give it a few years), but there is a lot of comfort in feeling good about where I have landed.
Dad is a high school teacher in the Bay Area. He and his wife recently were asked the chaperone the senior prom.
Dad said he restrained himself and did not do a lot of the “Hacking wiggle” on the dance floor, but he and his wife made a twirl or two.
He mentioned that his wife Lynda had fun seeing how beautiful all of the young women looked.
That’s one of the differences between being younger and being comfortably old. When we were younger, we would have looked around the room and only seen that some of the women were more beautiful (in our minds). When you’re older, you can look around and appreciate how nice everyone looks when they’re all gussied up.

Rhizome and shine
Paradise iris aficionado Carolyn Melf sent a note this week, unrelated to my birthday, to share that her vast iris garden is open for visitors.
The days near Mother’s Day will be peak bloom in her yard, she said, and make for a special mother/child outing.
She said her yard will be open from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., except Sundays.
Carolyn began her admitted obsession with irises when she discovered they were one of the few plants that would not be devoured by the 30 or so deer that used to use her yard as a smorgasbord.
Over the past 20 years she has collected upwards of 650 varieties on her one acre. She digs the different color combinations and fragrances.
With blooms at their peak, now is the time she invites the public to enjoy them. People who want to do more than gawk can pick out their favorites, and come and pick them up when they are divided in July or August. She sells them for $3-$5 to help fund her future acquisitions.
Carolyn said the iris viewing has become a tradition for many moms and their families.
The “iris evangelist” said she has more plant interests than just irises, and grows roses in a deer-proof “gulag,” as well as peonies, forsythia and daffodils.
If you want to combine more than one pleasure, May 8 is the Paradise Chocolate Fest (www.chocolatefest.us), so doting children can delight Mom with a chocolate overload and Carolyn’s irises all in one day.
She lives at 122 Valley View Drive. Take Skyway past the park and take a left on Oliver.
The “first serious left” will be Valley View Drive.
She’ll have signs up, but in case you lose your way, her phone number is 872-7771.
Carolyn said she doesn’t do much fancy for her irises. At bloom time she’ll give them some tomato fertilizer. Irises have very few predators and are drought-resistant.