CNN reports that gas stations will start showing PORN movies on the screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else get $#&#%$ at the same time you do!!
Speaking of gas pumps, did you know most older pumps were not designed to go above $4 nor can they total more than $99.99. So I guess if you pump $101 into your diesel pickup truck the register only shows you owe a dollar! Ha! Now that’s what I call payback.