If Its Brown Flush It Down

A fantasic new use for this old “water conservation” admonishment

Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon – known as the crap cannon – that might be unleashed against them. Also called Brown Note, it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily.

I say go ahead and flush em!