Posted by Tina
Heres an amusing story from a reformed maleenjoy!
If I ran the Zoo, by Mike S. Adams – Townhall.com
The good folks at the National Association of Scholars (see NAS.org) have asked me to write a short piece modeled after the Dr. Seuss book If I ran the Zoo. Specifically, they want me to enumerate the changes I would make in higher education if I ran the system. Of course, Ive never really imagined being in charge of the zoo because, you see, I am an endangered species. I am a Christian, a Caucasian, a Conservative, and a Capitalist. But these four Cs were not something the liberals could foresee. When I was hired I was an Atheist, an America hater, an Abortion supporter, and a bit of an Alcoholic. The changes in these four As are now the cause of my forays. ** In the zoo in which I work, students applying for the position of residents assistant are asked whether they would have any religious objections to providing RU 486 (upon request) to the pregnant young women living in their dorms. Student applicants are disqualified from the job if, for religious reasons, they would refuse to do so. – If I ran the zoo, I would make employees in the Division of Student Activities go deer hunting with the Second Amendment Club. These employees would have to provide ammunition to the hunters if they ran out. They would be fired if they refused to do so.
As Mr. Adams continues he similarly nails the PC crowd on abortion, Title IX, free speech, freedom of assembly, and sensitivity training. Happy Monday after Fathers Day guys.