by Jack Lee
There is hope for your dope, so says BO. According to official campaign material Obama wants to decriminalize the so-called medical marijuana outlets and rescue the users from harrassment by federal agents bent on confiscating the evil weed.
Imagine all those millions of Americans now desperate to toke up because of that vicious hangnail problem or a rusty gallblader or who knows what ailment and here we got the government standing between them and their dope…for which they currently have no hope.
So for those desperately ill folks in need this race becomes a “single issue voter” situation.
Hemp is made from marijuana right? Rope, dope, hope….Hey, “Rope a dope for hope”! He can “rope in” all those “dopes” for votes and then HOPE he makes it to Prez. Catchy, eh? Only one problem, the no-nothing American Medical Association with all their fancy shamcy medical degrees says there is no existing malady that necessitates the smoking of marijuana as a treatment. Wow…what a load, who are you going to believe some “medi-cal” doctor or a sympathetic unlicensed drugist with the cure in a baggie?
Anyway the AMA says there are better alternatives that are perfectly legal and actually work and they are backed up by medical studies. Of course this is all part of the world-wide plot by the major drug companies to make billions off the suffering of desperately sick people who could be using cheap pot to cure all sorts of things THEY don’t want you to know that it REALLY cures. For example is your memory a little too good? Smoke some pot! You got to much energy…yep, cures that too. Having trouble sleeping on the job or behind the wheel? You guessed it…a lil toke will do ya.
But the stupid FDA and the AMA says smoking pot has failed the test when compared to other l-e-g-a-l options.
Let’s cut the @#$#! Some people just want to smoke dope… period.
This medical relief stuff is just an excuse to smoke pot and they get real creative in coming up with all sorts of crack-pot medical scams, no pun intended. Let’s just be real….some people just feel very strongly that they should be allowed to smoke dope, anytime and for any reason, and they just hate the government for cramping their style. Obama is down with those folks…but, Palin and McCain want you sober, where’s the fun in that?