by Comrade Jack Lee
The government has effectively nationalized another company comarades! AIG is now the people’s business. We did this because a trillion dollars in assets that was at risk due to the failures of capitalism. This company involved dozens of countries in our new world order, not to mention our own glorious Mother country and we simply could not allow them to fail!
Of course you didn’t ask to be an 80% owner of this company, yet here you are because we don’t need your permission anymore for anything.
Now I know some of you are asking did my government make a good investment with my money or have they used me to allow AIG to fail over the next few years as this loan draws to an end? What happens if they can’t pay it back, then what?
Don’t worry comrade! The City of Chico will pass a “Fair Trade” agreement on the price of AIG stock and all will be well. But, remember this above all else….Father Lennin, your Mother Country and Homeland Security knows what’s best for you! Trust in them and “collectively” we will be one big happy family. Now can you say, dos svydania USA?
PS One last thing…forget what I said earlier about the price of freedom is eternal vigilance…that no longer applies.
PPS Barack Obama now leads in the polls…figures.