by Jack
PESHAWAR, Pakistan – A Pakistani judge ruled on Friday that a young American man of Pakistani descent could be detained for another two days after he was arrested trying to enter the terrorist enclave region on the Afghan border. His impecably logical alibi was that he wanted to “visit a friend” who lived somewhere in the 200 mile square region. Oddly, he didn’t have his friend’s address nor could he explain how he (an American born person) was even friends with an indigenous Pakistani who lived in a remote region cut off from telephones or even mail service. However, it is littered with terrorist training camps and is believed to be the region where Osama Bin Laden is hiding.
“I was just visting a friend”..wink wink
The Reuters story did not say if Osama was the friend Judi was seeking nor should you infer that by the flimsy circumstantial evidence herein…you just remember, they are all innocent untill caught red handed blowing up a building….this is our new national motto.
The young Pakistani man (travelling alone) coincidentally fit the typical terrorist profile. He was an Islamic male, with ties to a radical Islamic country and between the ages of 18 and 35. This is the profile we can’t use at our airports lest we be accused of profiling to thwart potential terrorists from flying on our planes or entering the US. That would be a bad thing, our leaders tell us.
Travel secure, Homeland Security is not profiling you!
The Dept. of Homeland Security pinheads have determined that it is better to randomly search all passengers regardless of age, race, sex or national origin and cause tremendous flight delays, excessive taxpayer costs and is absolutely worthless as crime fighting tool for the sake of Islamic public relations, but I digress.
“Judi, Judi, Judi…”
The man, identified by police as Judi Kenan, (now thats a real good American name for our great melting pot society isn’t it?), was detained on Monday while trying to enter the lawless ethnic Pashtun tribal region. Judi’s parents, friends, associates and his mosque back in the USA will absolutely not come under any suspicion or investigation…see airport security logic for the answer why not.
Kenan was clad in a shalwar kameez, a traditional baggy shirt and trousers typically worn by terrorists so they can blend in to the local surroundings. Kenan did not speak to the judge; he let his appointed lawyer do the talking, a reporter said.
Osama bin Laden now lives in the Mohmand-Pashtund area, exact address unknown.
The Mohmand-Pashtund is one of Pakistan’s seven lawless tribal regions that have long been off limits to foreigners without special permission from either the Taliban, Al Qaeda or from the official Pakistani authorities which wouldn’t allow that in a million years because the area is plagued by Islamist militant violence. The U.S. State Department has vowed to do everything within its power to quickly assist Kenan so he can be safely returned to America to resume his radical Islamic lifestyle at the taxpayers expense.
Looking forward to his return: The ACLU, Code Pink, the Council on American-Islamic Relations, unjustly accused of either being anti-American or useful fools for terrorists, The Islamic Society of Boston (unjustly accused of terrorist ties) the Islamic American Relief Agency (IARA)) (unjustly indicted for money laundering for terrorists), the National Liberty Fund, which is defending Sami al-Arian, the Florida professor in federal custody unjustly accused as an alleged leader of the Palestinian Islamic Jihad, Humid Hayat and Umer Hayat of the Modesto Mosque (recently unjustly indicted) and hundreds of other very patriotic all-American groups will likely be planning a “Nice Try Judi” party for the all-American patriotic kid who was just trying to visit a friend with no address somewhere near Osama’s place in rural Pakistan.
“Don’t be afraid of America’s loop hole (that doesn’t exist in Islamic countries aka freedom of speech)…speak out you Muslims! Show where your loyalties lie!” So say’s another fine American Muslim (see video below – the rebuttal)
And now in fairness a rebuttal message from our Pakistani-American brothers and sisters.