It’s not whether you win or lose, But how you place the blame.
You are not drunk If you can lie on the floor without holding on.
The original point and click interface Was a Smith & Wesson.
A fool and his money…can throw one heck of a party.
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS’ MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL!
Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Don’t Drink and Drive – You might hit a bump and spill something.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
Time’s fun when you’re having flies. ……Kermit the Frog
We are born naked, wet and hungry, then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge, to produce reproductive organs.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.