Posted by Tina
I couldn’t believe my eyes when the fax machine spit this out just moments ago:
These once proud animals were, as the fax indicated, “formerly self sufficient (but) are now showing signs of belonging to the Democrat Party…as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance as if possessed by evil spirits”
It’s a sad day in the forrest ladies and gentlemen…a sure threat to the ecosystem. In the spring berries will rot on the vines…slugs will multiply at alarming rates…and the cubs…oh the cubs! They’ll start turning to garbage cans outside of bars to rebel and express the angst of youth…this is serious. But PETA will applaud!
The fax indicated that “this photo is of a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed Bearack Obearmination”.
Note: “no trees were killed in the sending of this message…but a large number of electons were terribly inconvenienced”