(Thanks to Peggy for sending this in)
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: “Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”
Re: “Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”
Not so.
(And not funny, either.)
The country went to hell when Republicans became Democrats.
Question: What country do YOU want?
I thought it cute.
Have to lighten up a bit, humor is a good thing, can’t take the joke so serious.
Here is one more:
I have often wondered why it is that the conservatives are called the right and the liberals are called the left.
By chance stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.
Yep, thats it!
Buzz kill.
Score one for Harriet! lol Excellent find.
It’s just a joke folks, but if you read my article on “Hows the President Doing” you might think it’s uncomfortably close to being the truth.