Sven, a furniture dealer from Albert Lea, Minnesota, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.
After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.
As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.
Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which Sven could not
understand), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down.
Sevn tried to speak to her in Swedish, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.
After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.
They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.
Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, Sven has no idea how she knew he was in the furniture business.
Funny. Here’s a good one I heard the other day:
Q: How many Fox News correspondents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: WHY AREN’T YOU ASKING ABOUT BENGHAZI????!!!!!
To this day Sven has no idea how Chris became a Soros whore.
If not so true it would be funny:
How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s irrelevant; they still don’t know they’re in the dark! 🙂
😀
In a attempt to enlighten a liberal about their own media blindness or irrelevances to Benghazi:
http://rodswartz.us1.list-manage.com/track/click?u=62fccca4e4b6696a96e5ac2a9&id=b7340efb80&e=b1df3d88da
or possibly one of you could answer these questions? basic simple questions posed to your own media
Excellent Harold! I heard this just before I left work. It’s even more impressive to see it. These are many of the questions I’ve had, that many Americans have had. It’s hard to believe that most of the press has not.